Samuel Stocker

[Jack Gadd @jackgadd1]

@NewsForAllUK [90th Min] MAGUIRE!!!!

[Frak @FrakThePerson]

You came up in this bitch like "All Lives Matter"

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

Fully deserved

[Official Charts @officialcharts]

Congrats to @THEREALGHETTS! He rides his tank to Number 1 on the UK's Official Album Downloads Chart with Conflict of Interest https://t.co/UXq3wYedJg

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

Swear down, the fucking realest to bless the scene is @THEREALGHETTS
Not only is he the coldest but his soul is golden.
We met once briefly a few years back after he heard I was a fan and now he proves that my man really does have a diamond heart by dropping the new ting over ♥️

[Nosey Parker @keepit1002018]

Let's not let @piersmorgan forget his anniversary

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

@Hansolo92 Ain’t no Lampard though.

[Black Panther @theblackpanther]

You will always be our King.

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

@piersmorgan Couldn't you just fuck off?

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

@Shuffle_T Rape's a shitter

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

👏

[GOAL @goal]

Joshua Kimmich and Leon Goretzka's charity, WeKickCorona, has already raised €3.6 million 👏

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

@CTFCMITCH That is fucking unreal.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Anyone else???

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

Never take a sofa for granted. One day you may be waiting a week for one to arrive and you will seriously look back and begin to hate yourself for your nonchalant chilling whilst sat on a dining chair.

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to ignore the tab when opening a pack of bacon.

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

@Ke_TumiSelepe Naaaahhhh bro. Dafuq is that!? Looks like something from Men In Black.

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

@Vadher9 @HRH_YT @buryfcofficial @ManCity @ManUtd 😂😂😂

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

Just got out of breath from drinking water. I need to sort my life out.

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to ignore the tab when opening a pack of bacon.

[Samuel Stocker @SLStocker91]

😂🔥👏

[quis @quistalktoem]

these look like squidward’s feet

[Shuffle T @Shuffle_T]

How is it May?