squid is a self hating fatphobic gay who only fucks guys who look like him hence why he is attracted to his ex squilliam. hes also into spongebob but feels weird about it bc sponge is way more fem than he'd usually go for
SOLID SNAKE: Wait, who are you?
GRAY FOX: Just call me "Deepthroat" for now.
SOLID SNAKE: Like the Watergate whistleblower? I get it.
GRAY FOX: the what