LuffyTaro

One piece enjoyer 🏴‍☠️🍖👒

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

“Josh King shoots from the edge of the box”

Robert Sanchez:

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Álvaro Arbeloa on the difference between the Premier League and La Liga after Fulham’s 3–2 defeat to Chelsea:

🗣️ Reporter: “Álvaro, after your first Premier League game, what’s the biggest difference you’ve noticed compared with La Liga?”

🗣️ Arbeloa: “The intensity. In La Liga, you can sometimes control the rhythm of a game for longer periods. Here, you can have control for five minutes and suddenly the opponent is running directly at your defence. There is almost no time to breathe.

“Chelsea showed that today. We played good football, created chances and scored twice, but every time we made one small mistake, they attacked with incredible speed. The physical demands are also very high. Players are constantly running, competing and fighting for second balls.

“But I enjoyed it. This is why I wanted to come here. The Premier League is unpredictable and very demanding tactically and physically. You cannot switch off for even a few seconds.

“We lost 3–2, but I’m proud of the way my players competed. If this is what Premier League football looks like every week, then I know we are going to learn very quickly.”

[Mary Carvalho @BoyTraco]

O conceito de tentar assassinar o Homem Aranha o jogando de um prédio.

[Aqua💧 @aquarobinn]

God Valley in a nutshell and the fact that all of this is about to be adapted into a movie.

[. @Erwin6_]

My directors genuinely think we need a CF more than a winger

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

Ole Gunnar Solskjær.
Ralf Rangnick.
Erik ten Hag.
Ruben Amorim.
Michael Carrick.

Five different managers, five different systems and not once has Bruno Fernandes dedication, commitment or professionalism been questioned.

He has consistently given everything for the club. He is Mr. Reliable and Mr. Consistent but suddenly some fans have decided that he is not good enough.

You genuinely don’t deserve Bruno Fernandes.

[Abdullah 🇧🇷 @scooptroop69]

Stepovers, fakes, chops, touch and run, roulettes, elasticos, flicks...

No wonder #they ran revisionisms, the feint spamming midget couldn't keep up with this absolute freak of nature

[Football Observer @FOBSVR]

Perfectly sums up the average Bruno hater

Hate founded on misconceptions which can be easily disproved

E.g Bruno gives the ball "away so much", yet has similar passing accuracy to KDB who he respects

It's easier to hate than to be educated

[Misheal Clinton ✪ @Mish_clinton]

The Fletcher twins turn different level at U21 football, it’s clear to see they’re too good for that level but they aren’t ready for the first team at the same time.

Both would benefit from loans and regular playing time at a decent competitive level.

They’re clearly talented but yes if the club cares for their development they’d be sent on loan.

[Tosin Adebayor @Adebay0r__]

Arsenal fan bashing my player and I see United fans in the comments laughing and supporting him. Mental bruh !!!!

Arsenal fans don’t rate Gyokores one bit but you will never see them agreeing to rival fans.

You guys are fucking feeble !!! What a terrible fanbase.

[Dossena @DossenaLFC]

Cole Palmer having his first good game in a year:

Jamie Carragher:

[1k @kiddhilla]

He’s a third of the reason for the hype. He 78 in this video but the God Valley incident happened when he was 40, in his prime.

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses

Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.

Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.

The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?

The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.

3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.

Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.

The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."

A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.

This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.

You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.

[RIICHIE @The_RIICHIE]

If this was Lisandro Martinez or Casemiro then at United this is a straight red card!

[Carrillo🔴🔱 @Carrilloutd_]

His only crime is he plays for my club and the fanbase is toxic. 🤫🔴

[😎 @_chrisishim]

Georgina

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

All that bombshell thing to report this arse news

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

Manchester United have OPENED CLUB-TO-CLUB TALKS with Crystal Palace for Jean-Philippe Mateta.

Negotiations began THIS MORNING.
The striker is PUSHING HARD for a move to Old Trafford.

Talks are ONGOING!

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

If kane is dribbling you… one should pack it up from football

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👀 Harry Kane (33) dropping deep. 🪄

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

Really refreshing to see but i can think at the end both teams went back to pl football but the funniest thing is seeing pl for so long has fried my brain because oop wise & defending from both teams wasn’t good especially Fulham but both teams with terrible keepers

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - WE SHOULD THANK ARBELOA AND XABI ALONSO FOR PROVIDING US THE FOOTBALL THAT WE WANT!

THE LA LIGA INFLUENCE, BROUGHT TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE!

THIS IS FOOTBALL! ❤️

[maverick @silkyplaymaker]

feel for arbeloa here, he’s trying to play football, but i don’t like the rest defence. Drop at least one more player back, they will kill you in this league