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Currently doing this thing where I work my way through Frank Zappa’s catalogue, as someone who is deeply into music, but has never dived into Frank Zappa.

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@GregAbbott_TX Grrrrrl, you dumb as hell. Like legit, how can you lay your soft little head in bed at night and be like “yeh, I did the right thing.” Knowing, KNOWING, absolutely and without question, that this will lead to tens of thousands of preventable deaths. That’s blood on your hands.

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@thepennyhoarder This is a parody, right?

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@Maruchan_Inc I’ve been craving Maruchan Tomato Ramen for over a decade now...

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Seriously, the best thing that characters on this show do for themselves is die or leave forever. It’s really amazing.

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I’m baffled at how the Ray Donovan writers manage to consistently write plots that work out terribly for every character. Brother against brother? They both lose. Father against son? They both lose. #RayDonovan

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Mafia boss against father against son against brother against some random side character? They all lose. “Hey! We did the thing that’s gonna fix everything! Oh wait, that thing just made everything so much worse.”

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When was it that thriving middle class boomers were like “yeh, I don’t want this for my children?”

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@NakatomiTim Made a fun little test print wall out of stuff I got from mystery tubes.

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@Maruchan_Inc Tomato flavor didn’t need cheese to be delicious. Although, it was delicious with some shredded moz. #BringBackTomatoRamen

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@Maruchan_Inc 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅#BringBackTomato

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@Maruchan_Inc Bring back tomato ramen in 2020! #bringbackmaruchantomatoramen

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@JhonenV This tattoo is 22 years old. Cheers on your Netflix deal! Thank you helping an outsider find a few folks that made him feel like less of an outsider.

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I made a thing. #blackmetal

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This sickness, this juvenile idea that it’s okay to be a bully, it represents everything that is wrong with America. So many of us are lacking in compassion and empathy. The things that used to be our strengths. https://t.co/R4VGndq8aI

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I honestly cannot give enough praise to this album. It’s a masterwork. Not a bad song in the bunch, and for as much as I’ve listened to it, it continues to surprise me. It’s one of those albums that breaks my heart with how good it is. Best album of the year by far. #kalmarks

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Watching this season of AHS is making me feel insane. I can’t tell if it’s intentional or extraordinarily bad writing.

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I made one for Cruz too. To be fair. #Beto

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Hey! I made this thing. #BetoForTexas

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People that get upset about what happens in comic books, or what race actors are, or about someone not standing for the national anthem, these people have their identities tied up in something that is beyond their control. It’s not healthy and it’s no way to live. #justsayin

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Hey! I live in the US and I honestly couldn’t care less about the flag or the magical song that we sing to it. I’m more worried about the fact that I’ll likely never be able to retire and my child is inheriting a world on the verge of complete collapse. #nike #ColinKaepernick