i followed a link and didnt realize this wasnt https://t.co/Um4Dx4LiJF sorry everyone. i dont go here anymore dont go getting any ideas. follow me online
ANYWAY. I'm just some guy. I was born that way and I will die that way. it's nice to lay on the floor and stare at walls with literally nothing at all to do. I'm no better than anyone who's ever existed. XOXO follow me online if I'm there, but for now Ive been enjoying being Here
These days, I like going outside and giving my full attention to my HORRID smelling cat and the sounds that flow from spinning disks. When I can, I try to Love my neighbor, which is to say I try not to be afraid of the very real people existing in real life proximity to me
When I think about how my already poor attention span has shrunk beyond microscopability the past decade and change I've used this shit mindlessly and endlessly I get kinda annoyed. When I think about the guy who owns this particular slice of online hell I get even more annoyed
After a bunch of online "experts" popped up to accuse the NYT of faking CT scans showing Gazan children shot in the head, the Times confirms that it has photo evidence corroborating the scans that is too horrific to make public. Hope all the people who boosted this lie are proud.
Just called my boss to explain that I might be running late because maintenance is running late to remove a squirrel from my house my life is like a movie fr 📽️ 🍿🎞️🐿️
Maintenance is running late to remove a literal live squirrel from my house after it clawed out of the wall it was stuck in and escaped underneath the kitchen sink. Renting is awesome
Love that there's people making tons of money holding homes hostage and doing Nothing to take care of them and charging people Huge Money to live amongst roaches cus they couldn't even be bothered to check if there were dead MICE behind fridge before putting it up for rent
Anyway I just moved 3 days ago and I already have 5 maintenance requests in and I'm starting to doubt that anyone actually even inspected Anything besides the surface-level stuff you'd see during a quick 10-minute tour
@bofadibeppo@oingomyboingos ive gone from "i need to kill myself" to "i want to kill myself" to like "i'm just gonna hafta Bear Up. Like Nigel" and yknow it works. for me
Have my #RALLYCAP on for the #O's 5 beers and 5 dogs for #9Dogs9Beers9Innings but it's the bottom of the 6th and I'm in #DogDebt I might not live to see tomorrow