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here for all the gastropods 💕

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too late im streaming dance moms 🙃

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4 years ago my ex signed onto my firestick with his Hulu info and tonight I realized I still have access to it. Should i continue streaming from his account?

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@uawaterbears @CardsPolo @ThisWeekDave @UAHSAthletics @OhioWaterPolo Are you live streaming the games? If so where are you streaming them?

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The hospital had a fire drill today.

they did not mention the 'drill' portion.

I can confidently state that I can be out of any room and to the stairs in 6 seconds flat.

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Heres a pic of my dog doing whatever it is that she does, will she turn into an old lady snuggled in a blanket or forever remain a pup burrito? Stay tuned.

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when they tell you that this is the best sugar cookie 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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god dangit , tiny. Tiny nut. this is why you dont take Nyquil and tweet

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2 more months until ✨deviled eggs✨

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Im sitting on the bathroom floor rethinking my life choices..... plz end this misery

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young Rick Astley is literally the biggest boy crush i had as a teen and i still stand by that

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@BobbyB00 That one happened to me today

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STAY . I had to google it to make sure it was right because now ive looked too long and it doesnt seem right

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This is ginger aka peanut, she makes this face every time her picture gets taken. Sits very well but not very photogenic. 12/10 #gooddogsonly #myspecialdog

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didnt think i needed another reason to cry this week BUT GUYS, IM AN AUNT 😭💕

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Psychiatrist: *to the family* how does seeing your loved one live like this make you feel?

Family: sad, depressed, angry, hurt

Psychiatrist: *to the camera* its very clear to me that this family has a lot of issues and emotions behind this case

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Hoarders: a brief summary

Person: I know I have a hoarding problem, its getting pretty bad

Psychiatrist: I am a doctor, I specialize in hoarding disorders

*enters home*

Psychiatrist: I think this person has a hoarding problem, it is pretty bad

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Psychiatrist : how do you feel when you see this mess?

Person: really sad, depressed

Psychiatrist : *to the camera* I think this person is suffering from depression

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OKAY BUT WAIT IM SCREAMING, HOW DID THIS TURN OUT SO DAMN GOOD 😭😭😭 DutchBoy paints, Menards, and blue painters tape really made my day today 💕

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Whoever created the DutchBoy paint samples deserves an immediate raise, tear apart paint pallette??? I can just rip off the color I like instead of bending and folding the whole sheet against the wall?? God bless 👏

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And now we wait to take off the tape but tbh i like the look of the deep blue painters tape with this palette???