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i dont do bits anymore this is my real personality

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Ill Take Basically Any Opportunity To Call My Son A Wuss Even Though I Respect The Strength Of Character He Displayed When Our President Had The Election Stolen From Him In 2020

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so the worm says to the other worm, are we making out or am i eating your ass? haha

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@serbianworm this shit is so infuriating i hate them

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what if instead of enCANTo, we started saying, enCANto :)

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imagine youre the groundhog that tells people when the misery ends and the day before youre supposed to do it you fucking kill yourself. what did you foresee

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that cant be how thats spelled

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You Can’t Even Imagine All The Ways I Could Disappoint You

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we don’t need them.

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we should return meteorites to space

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i simply cannot be bothered to take vitamins.

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an open mic night but for people doing ASMR

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i love u

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@FWMMHL i’m approaching this point

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there should be an app made by god that shows you if theres ever been a missed connection post made about you anywhere

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im juuling dog sweat and killing my orthodontist

[A Very Sufjan Christmas @SufjanChristmas]

Illness, forgiveness, and Christmas cookies. Today’s post comes courtesy of @slugzuki, who discusses “Good King Wenceslas” and unpredictable debilitating health swings. https://t.co/4VQPl5MSWk

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i see a street i pave it. i see a hand i wave it. i see a dog i lick it. the police give me ticket

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i wash up on the shore of a faraway beach and i’m taken in by a beautiful apothecary who treats my wounds and brews a potion of lion’s mane and mugwort and nightshade. with no means to communicate i look at her gratefully and take a deep sip. i am poisoned and die immediately