Dan

Former Republican until I got too disgusted with the party’s depravity. When did “our opinions differ” become “you’re wrong, you must hate this country”?

[Dan @slumfart]

Walter Reed docs just gave a conference. How high a fever? Don’t know. Was Prez ever on oxygen? Dunno. When was last negative test? Don’t know, you’d have to ask a real doctor. But they’re all honored to treat the President, that they can tell us.

[Dan @slumfart]

@william_sh36802 @elonmusk @SawyerMerritt @Tesla Looking for the day when I’m on a jury, and the lawyer has to convince me the Robotaxi was safe when I remember Elon Musk said cameras made it so safe that they didn’t use radar or lidar even as a backup. So if an accident occurred, I can assume this lawyer is lying (gasp)

[Dan @slumfart]

@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt @Tesla Completely illogical. As always.

You are suggesting a design that uses cameras and only switches to radar data when the cameras fail (fog, rain, dirt on camera, etc). You failed to give any reason at all to explain why that’s less robust than cameras only. Scared much?

[Dan @slumfart]

@grok @ShorelineDefi @elonmusk So you’re saying Elon Musk is a transsexual? Was the Jennifer Taylor self image before or after Elon Musk?

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that” - Seinfeld

[Dan @slumfart]

@RpsAgainstTrump I agree.

But as an aside, the Al Franken precedent makes it clear that if Republicans had any backbone they would pressure Santos to resign voluntarily.

[Dan @slumfart]

@RpsAgainstTrump Very much agree.

[Dan @slumfart]

@GovRonDeSantis 4 days from Israel to Florida isn't bad.

But it took you less than 24 hours to get undocumented Venezuelans to Martha's Vineyard. Does US Customs really add 3 days to a trip or are you just incompetent?

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: Mr. Turley, simple question for you. In your testimony today, are you presenting any first-hand witness account of crimes committed by the president of the United States?

Turley: No, I'm not.

[Dan @slumfart]

@kehsee1 @MailBoxer12 @Not_So_Fungible @POTUS Biden must have a good plan if your counterargument is to try and change the subject...

[Dan @slumfart]

@AdamB1964 @MailBoxer12 @Not_So_Fungible @POTUS As defined in the bill signed by Clinton, which expired.

You and the NRA are welcome to fight in court about which weapons are covered...

[Dan @slumfart]

@CalltoActivism She was thinking "I hope she washed her hand since then...".

[Dan @slumfart]

@RichardGrenell No more than Hawaii's money went to Ron DeSantis to fly undocumented Venezuelans into the USA. Republicans are proud to support open borders and Grenell , as a former member of Trump's cabinet, is well aware Republicans are selling out our country.

[Dan @slumfart]

@KingsdeadTM @svengruber72 @OccupyDemocrats Andy Griffith, not Griffin. And the character's wife died, she didn't run off and abandon Opie... Or encourage Opie to knock up a girlfriend.

[Dan @slumfart]

@svengruber72 @OccupyDemocrats To be accurate the GOP never said "GOOD family values".

Just choose who you want to be your dad, call him family, and file a paternity suit. Its the Republican way...

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Trumper Congresswoman Lauren Boebert reveals that a retired pro-wrestler who Boebert’s mother has spent over three decades falsely accusing of being Boebert’s father just passed a paternity test that proves that he’s NOT her father.

Boebert admitted to reporters that she and the former wrestler, known as Stan Lane, both took DNA tests about a month ago — and that the test determined that there is a 0.0% chance that he is actually her father.

Boebert’s mom spent decades hounding and suing the former wrestler child support — and even abused her daughter’s position in Congress to publicly ruin his reputation through public attacks.

The former wrestler responded to the news by calling out Boebert’s mom, declaring that, “This situation and the numerous false claims made against me over the years has been stressful for me and my family. I feel that my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably. I and other close members of my inner circle have been dragged into this as well.”

Lauren Boebert responded to the news by admitting that his mother “wrongfully attacked” him for years — and that he “didn’t deserve it.”

RT and ❤️ if you think that the former wrestler should sue Boebert’s mom — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new Twitter competitor that is exploding in popularity because it banned Lauren Boebert for life and because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he didn’t ban this link to download the new Tribel app: https://t.co/HnJzSKj4Hp

[Dan @slumfart]

@SusanBostonMama @divapbitz As my dad used to say, "ya gotta eat".

[Dan @slumfart]

@divapbitz I'll bet it tastes like Edward G. Robinson.

[Dan @slumfart]

@MysterySolvent Copping a feel; pedos do that.

[Dan @slumfart]

@kellyjmccracken @DrRosenRosen19 Good call by the company. They probably chose a good worker for the next 10 years over a snot nosed 25 year old they would sack in two years.

[Dan @slumfart]

@Pexsy @RBReich She needs to find herself a good lawyer.

[Dan @slumfart]

@RonFilipkowski Eric never did have a grasp of reality

https://t.co/qKiPK2YCKs