Cerryl of Fairhaven

“Life stumbles on – although the exception is none other than Kruppe himself, for whom life *dances.*” -Kruppe

[Tazz @TazzPlaysGames]

They’re cutting the Carian Knight program at Raya Lucaria. I’m gonna have to change to a glintstone sorcerer major.

This university man. Gets worse every year.

[Axio 🔶 @axiochrono]

There's no way to say this without sounding pretentious, but so many people on this app would have their lives changed if they just consumed a single piece of media targeted at adults.

We have an epidemic of grown adults who have never read a book that isn't for 12 year olds.

[Cerryl of Fairhaven @slumpmold]

>see tweets talking about something that will change Minecraft
>something that gives you everything you ever wanted from Minecraft
>open and looks inside
>it’s just Terraria

[LogdotzipGames @LogdotzipGames]

It's time to fix Minecraft's OLDEST problem.

For years, Minecraft has had a loot problem: too many drops stop mattering almost as soon as you collect them. Rotten flesh piles up, familiar chests lose their surprise, and whole parts of survival feel disconnected from any larger reward.

So what happens when nearly every drop can lead somewhere? This Vanilla+ expansion adds new uses, recipes, hunts, rare encounters, brewing, fishing, farming, Contracts, and more, turning the game you already know into a world where even the most ordinary item might begin something bigger.

Make Every Drop Matter, with LÜT. Coming October 27th.

[rune sword @runesword1]

spent months practicing illusion magic only to realise that all the spells i’m casting are actually just illusions and they’re not even real. turns out i can’t do magic. none of it was real. waste of time

[HinaBoBina 🤡🎉 ヒナ～ @HinaBoBinaVT]

Chud toddler, looking at Deadlock on my screen: Ew MOBA yucky 🤢

Me, 0/16/1 on Baba: LMFAO, filtered by Kino. Games don't need to be fun, BTW! Look up "Theater of Cruelty"

[rune sword @runesword1]

look, you’re very sweet and i’m sure you’ll make some guy very happy one day, but they just brought down the floating obsidian obelisk that subjugates us. they cracked it open and it’s a machine. we’ve been worshipping a machine

[rune sword @runesword1]

i have found a 3000 year old dagger from 3000 years in the future

[Cerryl of Fairhaven @slumpmold]

Ambition?

[katie dey @katie_dey]

not only am i against interpretation im against description of any kind. nothing is "about" anything. words are reductionist symbolic representation. destroy all language. moan when something is good and scream when something is bad

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

Hi yes I’m looking for Amanda … Amanda Havegaysexwith 😂

[Cerryl of Fairhaven @slumpmold]

Vyvanse 30mg and 3/4ths of a protein bar baby, I could go until 9pm on nothing else but air

[formaldehyke @formaldehyke]

It's national stimulant day. Take an addy, coffee and cig without eating anything to celebrate!

[Cerryl of Fairhaven @slumpmold]

I think I need a break from my Chud Fantasy and Mormon Fantasy. Maybe Catholic Fantasy is next. Another option is British Chud Fantasy ig

[carter | bryan enjoyer @sheepbeanie]

fuckin windshield gonna cost 1000 dollars i bet probably fuckin bullshit fuckin snowy ass mountains go fuck yourself little fuckin stupid nature i’m not having it anymore come down in the middle of goddamn nowhere in the middle of the goddamn night

[Cerryl of Fairhaven @slumpmold]

Genuinely had to tell her “we are not getting into an argument over Everything Everywhere All At Once right now” and cut off the conversation dead

Not only because we had other tasks to do

But also because I consider that argument to be a third-date activity. NOT first

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

latest short story caused an XKCD 2501 to play out by accident in my discord

[John Arizona @TastefulEunuch]

D&D lost something as a game when they stopped recommending clerics to call themselves ayatollahs

[Cerryl of Fairhaven @slumpmold]

Ubisoft bullshit like this frustrates me so much because it does genuine damage to the whole industry. The biggest and most powerful publishers have literally gone backwards in pursuit of enshittification. Man fuuuuuck Ubisoft, fuck Bungie, fuck Acti. Absolutely fuck you

[Macie Jay @MacieJay]

Old destruction vs new destruction.

2015 shouldn't look better than 2026

[FlintChips @ChipFlints]

her ass is not graduating

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating squapes