$lumpy Space Princess

✨✨✨Entity impersonating a human. ✨ ✨✨ Chronically online yelling into the void. ♒️

[$lumpy Space Princess @slumpy_princess]

👉🏽👈🏽

[Vic Mensa @VicMensa]

why are women artists held to a different standard?

https://t.co/FDs6cUFuX1 to read the essay i wrote 🍊

[theequeenstallion1👑\Fan Account @queen_stallion1]

Not enough ppl talking about how Vic Mensa is speaking up for Megan Thee Stallion and other Black Women…honestly we need more Black Men like this. REAL💯

[$lumpy Space Princess @slumpy_princess]

UPS I answered my door bell and you left like I wasn’t asking who the package was for because my iPhone is five years old and only charges to 70% UGHHHHH

[$lumpy Space Princess @slumpy_princess]

I gotta smoke because wtf.

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

vibe im trying to give off

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

When it's your turn to swing the hammer, do it as violently and loudly as possible. Because nobody gave a fuck when you were the nail.

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

aquarius, pisces & cancer placements when they move on & choose happiness:

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

I'm no longer scared of monitoring spirits I knew I was your muse even when I was a paranoid bitch

[$lumpy Space Princess @slumpy_princess]

The type of men you gotta grab that hand out of the air for that dap.

[Toluwase 🇵🇹 @Toluwase_x]

The fact that 13-year-old North West was going in for a handshake and the adult in the room preferred to avoid the handshake and go in for a hug is terribly and terrifyingly wrong 😭🤦‍♀️

[ASTROELEANOR | Astrologer @astroeleanor]

Capricorn, Aquarius & Libra, and their strong relationship with Saturn in a nutshell:

[$lumpy Space Princess @slumpy_princess]

@MimiCrisiss I am so sorry. No one deserves this.

[$lumpy Space Princess @slumpy_princess]

@nicholassxx I’m dying 😩

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[꩜ Erica 444 U ♊️🪽⭐️ ꩜☯️ @airwreckauraaa]

*sees a gnat or flies*

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[$lumpy Space Princess @slumpy_princess]

I just ingested the nastiest half of an edible of my life. It was a gummy that tasted like grass. Literal grass.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[$lumpy Space Princess @slumpy_princess]

This is not my fault and I’m about to crash out.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Scariest sign angry is probably Aquarius