Professor Slurpo

Personal Twitter for Professor Slurpo (Sometimes Chuggus and Slurpentine as well)

BUY SLURP!

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

🥤FOR SCIENCE!
AND SLURP!🥤

Rp twitter for Professor Slurpo #FNRP #MVRP
(and occasional appearances from Big Chuggus, Slurpentine, and various slurp related OCs)(written by paraParasect)

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

I am SO proud of the rippley that ascended to become poseidon.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

BUY SLURP OR DIE.

IT LITERALLY KEEPS YOU ALIVE SO BUY IT.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

(Def wanna post here more. Especially since they're wanting to close inactive accounts)

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

Oh. one of our Sludges is at Steamy springs?

I hope they are having a good time.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

YES WE HAVE INDEED MADE THE SLURP-JUICE FORMULA

MORE
POTENT

YOU'RE WELCOME.

FORGET SLAP. DRINK SLURP.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

Whatever reality this Slurp Factory is from-
it's..unfortunate. But we will make it our home either way.

I am quite glad we still have plenty of cashflow and money saved- otherwise things would be rather rough.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

SLAP JUICE??????

STUPID RIP OFF OF SLURP JUICE.

BUY SLURP! IT DOES MORE FOR YOU THAN SLAP JUICE!

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

..Well that was a lot. I'm quite glad I had Chuggus and Slurpentine come with me this time- I'm..not sure what I'd do if we were separated.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

The chromed Sludge has been dealt with. I dislike seeing such horrible things happen to my creations.

Here is hoping it did not resent us for what we had to do.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

One of our Sludges was claimed by the chrome.
I didn't think it could overpower something made of pure Slurp.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

Apologies to those who need a new supply of slurp. Due to the encroaching chrome we had to relocate.

Production will resume soon once we settle into our hopefully temporary base of operations.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

@SLURPYCLAWS ( 🕺 )

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

Excellent.

[•⚙️ ℝ𝕒𝕪! ⚙️• @TEALT0ASTER]

Relatively

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

...I have no musical experience, so I will assume that string of notes is easy to pull off.

[•⚙️ ℝ𝕒𝕪! ⚙️• @TEALT0ASTER]

Well,
Hopefully it’ll be easy as
A7, B5, C-flat minor 4.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

I see, I see.

Anyway, this experiment can either go very VERY well.

Or it could result in ah- I'd say a very radioactive explosion.

[•⚙️ ℝ𝕒𝕪! ⚙️• @TEALT0ASTER]

You’re right,
But luckily BlueGlo is kinda easy to turn into a Liquid.

It just,
Kinda works?

There’s really no
other way of putting it.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

Hmm..Yes, sounds good enough.

So, we need to construct three layers of armored walls, come up with an apparatus to mix the BluGlow and Slurp in a manner that leaves us out of the blast zone..

[•⚙️ ℝ𝕒𝕪! ⚙️• @TEALT0ASTER]

Well,
Judging by how those walls look,
We might need
About
“3 Layers”
Just incase things go…
Astray

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

Hmm..There are 'Armored Walls'

They take a considerable amount of damage to destroy. Perhaps a box constructed with those would provide adequate blast protection?

[•⚙️ ℝ𝕒𝕪! ⚙️• @TEALT0ASTER]

Oh.. Well
In that case what’s the
“Strongest material”
On the Island?

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

Ah, I figured that would be the case- I've personally never seen any deposits of such a crystal around here.

[•⚙️ ℝ𝕒𝕪! ⚙️• @TEALT0ASTER]

Indeed it is!
Although they
are very hard to come across…

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

Hmm- I do believe I've heard of that material in one of my books somewhere-
That's a very durable type of crystal, correct?

[•⚙️ ℝ𝕒𝕪! ⚙️• @TEALT0ASTER]

[ He’d Snap his fingers ]
SunBeam.

[Professor Slurpo @slurpscience]

I am going to assume this 'Vinderman' you mention, exploded.

As for containing the explosion we will need something with considerable durability- Do you have anything in mind?

[•⚙️ ℝ𝕒𝕪! ⚙️• @TEALT0ASTER]

Yeah,
Totally!
But we should probably keep the explosion contained.

We don’t wanna pull an Vinderman now,
Do we?