sluspie

Just a blue guy surviving the trenches

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I guess it’s time I properly introduce myself 🩵

I started trading memecoins about 1.5 months ago and honestly fell in love with the trenches

I’m still down thousands overall, I’m definitely not a trading guru, and I still make dumb decisions all the time 💀

But I learn more every day.

That’s why I started Sluspie.

I want to make people laugh, show the real side of memecoin trading and hopefully build something big

I also hope to meet more experienced people in the space and learn from them along the way.

My only socials are @sluspie

To contact me, my Telegram is @sluspie.

We’re just getting started 🩵

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I was just chilling when I suddenly heard a new pair called IREN went live.

I opened one of the coins and the first thing I see is a 6% tax.

6% TAX?! What is this?

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Hearing a memecoin notification when I’m not at my PC genuinely gives me anxiety.

Like bro what am I missing right now?

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I was already down on this memecoin, so for some reason I decided the best idea was to buy even more.

It dumped again, I sold everything, bought back in, sold again.

“Why did I do this? I’m gonna cry”

“I’m buying again… no, I’m losing even more”

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I close my PC and tell myself I’m done trenching for the day.

Then I open TikTok, see someone hit an insane trade, and suddenly I’m back in the trenches 5 minutes later.

After that I lose my whole port.

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Sitting behind a screen trading memecoins for hours and then going outside and realizing you forgot how to interact with another human being.

Someone talks to me and suddenly I can’t function.

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7 days into posting content and only 1.5 months into the trenches.

Already at 600 followers on TikTok and 100 on X.

Honestly, I have no words. Appreciate everyone who’s watching me learn memecoins, make mistakes, take wins and losses, and document the entire journey.

My goals before 2027:

- Actually learn how to trade memecoins instead of half gambling
- Keep improving my content and documenting everything
- Meet new people and build real connections in the space
- Give back to the people who genuinely want to see me win
- Work on my physique and become a better version of myself
- Get a new setup

Still new to the trenches, still learning every day.

Let’s see where this goes 🩵

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I bought this memecoin and it migrated so fast that I genuinely had no idea what to do.

The coin started flying, I started panicking, but somehow I managed to sell for a nice profit.

“What an insane pcp, oh my god?”

“Yes, I sold! Let’s go!”

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Stop DMing me asking for my wallet or trying to “onboard” me when you’re literally a rugger.

Yes, I’m new to the trenches. Yes, I’ve already lost almost all my
money.

But no, I’m not stupid.

I’m never getting involved in that shit, so consider this your warning.

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I tried to copy trade Cupsey on another memecoin.

Turns out Cupsey wasn’t the problem this time… I literally watched him get rugged live on my screen.

“Cupsey, you always dump on me”

“No way he just got rugged live”

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Just dreamed about this trade and somehow it hurts.

Had such a low entry, sold way too early, and then watched it absolutely fly without me.

I hope at least some of you guys ate good on this one.

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Made a nice profit and genuinely started thinking I was the man.

30 minutes later I lost all of it trading random memecoins.

The trenches humbled me real quick.

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I always tell myself “one more trade and I’m done”

Then I lose, get emotional, take another trade, and somehow lose everything.

Next time I’m just closing my PC.

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As a new trencher, I realized nothing hurts more than selling a memecoin for a nice profit and then watching it 2x right after you sold.

Or is there something worse?

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I aped into this memecoin completely hyped and it turned into my first real runner.

The trade almost went wrong.

“My first runner, dude. I’m scared”

“I’m up so much money, oh my God”

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I bought this memecoin at a $30K market cap and sold at $100k omg.

A few minutes later, it exploded to a $1.8 MILLION market cap.

“Why did I sell this, man? Oh my God, this was so much money.”

“When I hold, it crashes. When I don’t hold, it goes up.”

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I copy traded Cupsey on another memecoin and actually made a nice profit, but this trade almost went completely wrong.

“I’m not selling, I’m riding this”

“I’m getting scared, I don’t want to lose my profit”

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I bought a memecoin from Bwam, a developer who has made millions in the trenches, and he instantly dumped on me.

“Did you actually dump on me for $6?”

“Everything always goes wrong”

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This guy turned just 4 SOL ($400) into 800 SOL ($80,000) on a single memecoin trade.

One of the craziest trades I've seen from these pumpfun callouts.

"OMG, I love these callouts. This is insane"

"This guy is a legend, he made so much money"

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Every time I buy a memecoin, it instantly starts dumping.

I bought another one hoping this time would be different... and Cupsey dumped right on me.

"I told you guys, when I buy something it goes down"

"Thank you so much, Cupsey, for dumping on me"