emmett cullen’s egg sack

all mirth no matter | 26 | she/her

[sue 🫧 @augnschmausiala]

these edits are getting out of hand (i‘m reposting every single one of them)

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

The two most BEAN eating countries of the world face off this Sunday. The winner gets to keep eating beans the loser has to stop. 🫘 #Mex #Eng

[emmett cullen’s egg sack @slut4bakedbeans]

hammer favourite daughter and man of the year being conceived during scorpio season i know that’s RIGHT

[rae 🩻☁️ @swifttwigs]

when Lorde started working on each song in Virgin:
David: 21/7/22
If She Could See Me Now: 12/6/23
Broken Glass: 24/8/23
Hammer: 13/11/23
Favourite Daughter: 16/11/23
MOTY: 17/11/23
GRWM: 4/12/23
Shapeshifter: 3/2/24
WWT: 15/3/24
Current Affairs: 15/7/24
Clearblue: 28/1/25

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

who up experiencing a non specific sadness

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

when i experience a flicker of attraction for another person i go burn my fingerprints off on the stovetop to punish myself for my wretched immoral predatory ways

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

They need to expand Make A Wish for people who have eczema

[emmett cullen’s egg sack @slut4bakedbeans]

just cried real tears at the deborah vance / mr ava daniels ribs by lorde edit

[grovy @grovymango]

Who up thinking of having a maisy mouse summer

[bodkin @bodkin2005]

In the pub discussing top 3 horrible histories songs

[emmett cullen’s egg sack @slut4bakedbeans]

£7.78 for a lucozade sports and some mini eggs wh smith you will start coughing in three days

[emmett cullen’s egg sack @slut4bakedbeans]

help me viagra boys 2025 album ‘viagr aboys’ you’re my only hope

[emmett cullen’s egg sack @slut4bakedbeans]

WHY IS BEING ON TIME SO DIFFICULT FOR SOME PEOPLE WHY DO YOU THINK BEING LATE FOR NO REASON IS SO CHARMING AND HILARIOUS

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i’ve never been in love but i’ve heard a lot about it and like the sound of it. big fan of the concept. not sure i’m capable of it as i suspect there is something deeply broken within me but biiiig fan of the concept.

[mega penesis @segagenesis__]

los científicos me chupan la pija y los dos huevos

[Eve @tinglespoon]

@KeyboardEater_ its the fallacy that we "shouldnt leave babies in hot cars because its bad for them" but if we dont do it then eventually when theres a baby that can survive a hot car we'll never know and therefore miss out on the greatest advancement to human evolution

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Idgaf if Addison Rae can sing live or not tbh. have you listened to diet pepsi