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[linux 🚩 @tuvati]

HOA enforcers really think they deserve to live

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Mom told me (gay) not to call my brother (also gay) a faggot

[101iight @101Iight]

Lowkey in a depressive episode but I don’t have time to worry about that rn.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭

[🎱 @FCB_Wyzz]

Saw a Brazilian tweet about Endrick and Ancelotti but couldn't translate it

[laura @1aurarose]

who remembers haaland’s international women’s day themed word search

[ًً🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇷 @ln4er]

#IStandWithThisComment

[saad @asda_maq]

making daal for a wedding tomorrow and accidental put marinara sauce in it instead of tomato puree

[lila 🐝 @oscarists]

he’s so inspiring

[Tim O'Reilly @TinyTimOReilly]

can't say the 2020s don't have an output bc when else would you hear, "as a person with ocd, you need to lance a mole from your face"

[jill @stevienicks420]

Haven’t been posting as much because I’m genuinely going through things only she would understand

[lilac 🐝 @lilacfrogz]

I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE MAN

[parker 🕷 is ia @fagpiastri]

one of my hate tweets being in the mclaren x mental health foundation collab

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

Never forget when Modric looked like he just gave birth to Ramos’ baby 🤣🤣

[NOT ALLEGEDLY @mikeandawldat]

“Hudson Williams”