matt murdock

i’m kinda like a prettier jesus

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

If i catch you wasting backbones I will beat your ass and repossess your fishing gear and take your Alaska card.

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

@907Northmade ouchie but also a good little memory!!

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

three years ago we moved here for these beaches and today was a nice reminder of that

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

@TheNEWDaneCook i’m sorry but it’s also funny because as a juvenile attorney my kids are constantly getting busted vaping in the school bathrooms (also i vape in bathrooms too lmfao, hypocrite)

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

21st century beach litter

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

life in yaghanen 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

salmon burgers from the backbones we scraped. my husband called them fishy flapjacks and i can’t stop laughing

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

ladies and gentleman, the weeknd

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

@itslauralol can i come to dinner too???

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

do not piss off cujo 😠

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

obviously not but damn i hate this country

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

if i’m doing the work of two ppl, do i get paid for the work of two ppl?

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

and jesus said, “when you receive money from the government and only then, use your churches and congregation care for the poor in my name” or something like that

[Anchorage Daily News @adndotcom]

Mayor Bronson has outlined his emergency winter homeless shelter proposal, which involves portable buildings, grants to groups/churches that set up shelter sites, the Aviator Hotel and, if needed, sheltering people at the Spenard and Fairview rec centers. https://t.co/SBNEokp7iO

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

@realchadfile 🫡

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

@midnight_sonne i’m always like ummm i’m an attorney? i think?

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

fuck ravn air, all my homies fly grant.

[crazy ass moments in Something Awful history @SA__moment]

Thanks to a campaign by Something Awful writer David Thorpe, an internet contest to send the musician Pitbull to the town with the most fans ends in him being sent to Kodiak, Alaska with a population of 6,100. (2012)

[matt murdock @slutdotna]

@itslauralol this is very italian