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forever is the sweetest con

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long story short i survived

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IF IM NOT THERE SCREAMING AND CRYING WHEN “IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING” STARTS PLAYING, IM GONNA PASS AWAY

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android users with their folding phones today:

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it’s so wild whenever i see a post about iphones and android users feel the need to jump in and say “we had that ages ago”. like ok? people have been celebrating birthdays for ages and yet there you are commemorating your latest one. make it make sense?

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no but why did it?

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historians in the future:
why did psych wards trend on 17 april 2024?

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protecting my peace so hard, my phone is permanently on dnd

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i dreamt i fought a crocodile. and won.

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every time i think “grab can’t take that long to pick me up” and they prove me wrong ☺️

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tiktok photo comments are so peak im gagging

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@inthelabyrinthh ok then keep in their fyp? it’s not a for us page 😐

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you can tell how much your friend knows you based on the tiktoks they send to you. like why are you sending me something that’s out of my interest area/isn’t funny? what was the reason? 😐

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god damn you got me in love again

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rep snake eating 1989 seagull. rep tv is coming!

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

Snake devours mynah along newly opened public boardwalk at Mandai Wildlife Reserve https://t.co/T1ntTcx0NM

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oh!

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i don’t think people understand how good so it goes is?!

i’m yours to keep and i’m yours to lose?
you did a number on my but honestly baby who’s counting?
ONE TWO THREE (WHISPERED)?!?!

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another day, another sighting of a man walking out of the toilet cubicle, pass the sink and straight outta the toilet 🤢

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@inthelabyrinthh @fidelicate

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at that point in one piece where they drop random filler episode and 1/3 of the episode is recap

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ho is you magical

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someone: this isn’t too tough, you should be able to tolerate it
me: