Bean Curd

this is where I talk to myself to spare my long-suffering friends

[Bean Curd @slutmanfrog]

fever dream summer 2024

[عزرائيل @ryuk4pple]

النقاشات العائلية

[ℛ𝒶𝒸𝒽𝒶ℯ𝓁 @raewroteit]

he dressed himself

[kk @lordof__flies]

@pastapilled and her ass had the audacity to bully Carrie like she wasn’t gathering a colony of lice under that musty ass hat

[Bean Curd @slutmanfrog]

@cavempty_ I literally am my pfp yay

[J🦑🌅 @SumerianEunuch]

@cavempty_

[Army @NotHanaBurns]

@maqqots4brainz … the ring is from his wife’s jewelry that she sells. She gets free marketing by Ellen mentioning the ring. It’s literally just a friend supporting a friends business. So why would she be upset? I need y’all to start putting your thinking caps on…

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

The Greeks leaving behind a giant wooden horse on the beach at Troy:

[Bean Curd @slutmanfrog]

@rehcrayeoz @katpwhls Me showing up to anything tbh

[Bean Curd @slutmanfrog]

Then she came up to me and she asked what we talked about and I told her and she said “don’t give orders to my kid” I am a 24 yr old woman and I wasn’t rude or anything when I talked to that child so I rlly have no idea where this came from 😭💀 I thought it takes a village??

[Bean Curd @slutmanfrog]

I told a girl not to ride her 🚲 in the lobby of our apartment bc it’s dangerous, she could hurt some1/herself (this was right after almost hitting me) she said “okay, sorry!” but then her mom emerged and looked at me as if I was jimmy savile she did not take her eyes off me ??

[anu ❤️‍🔥 @taydream89]

there is a real crisis amongst millennial parents who are so terrified of inadvertently traumatizing their kids that they refuse to do anything akin to parenting lest it come across as authoritarian

[Bean Curd @slutmanfrog]

@PlainsSpectre @cigarettesummer Lowkey I kind of have but it’s literally just alcoholism and going thru similar life experiences and mental illnesses that those characters have

[SPOOKY Chuu🪽🇫🇮 (Adults DNF) @pienkani]

How it feels to make a minor request

[🐺Emma D’arcy Sworn Shield✨ @no_such_anim3l]

@ItsKingSlime The way he tells on himself. Exposed to porn too early and now he’s a sex addict who thinks it’s ok for little boys to end up like him

[Chloee🐥 @chloeknitter]

@chiiledwater the way some of yall keep exes on speed dial for validation and call it closure is exactly why your next relationship starts with trust issues

[kt, esq. @____katieee]

guy who assaulted me in a frat married a woman who has a substack where she wrote an essay about believing college survivors and doing better by them, quoting my former coworker, and decrying the voluntary intoxication loophole. life is a joke and nothing matters

[anu ❤️‍🔥 @taydream89]

there is a real crisis amongst millennial parents who are so terrified of inadvertently traumatizing their kids that they refuse to do anything akin to parenting lest it come across as authoritarian

[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

I can’t sleep. I wanna be your naked wife on the camcorder.

[𝑲𝒖𝒓𝒐 ⊹♡ @gothkuro]

@JelaniMoreno me talking to myself fr

[Bean Curd @slutmanfrog]

@VtuberMushi @runDEVINrun Facts bc im a hetero woman and my tulpa of an ideal man isn’t even that

[Bean Curd @slutmanfrog]

wish this applied to him fr 🥀

[👻 ren girlhaunting @girlderping]

(trying to groom an older man) you're so woke for your age