mr business

🌟any pronouns

[kat @seafairyservant]

Was trying to order a turkey bacon club but asked for a “turken bakey club”

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@nyanotech theft prevention. if your cashier forgets to take the plastic security tag off your new wild fable polyester sweater, this thing senses it as you approach the exit and conveniently vaporizes your skeleton

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my friend Taylor had this poster and we would take turns with it in the closet in a 7 Minutes in Heaven way. Only she was allowed to kiss large Legolas and one time she burst in and caught me kissing large Legolas and she beat the shit out of me and my mom had to pick me up

[Slopbucket @BockSluppet]

@dressltwt i like the God Gale ending where Mystra blasts his cracker ass to pieces

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@dressltwt when the game first came out, i was immediately taken with gale. there was no question of my romancing him in my first playthrough. now i'm replaying 5 yrs later and i find him totally insufferable. everything he says grates on me. like what a loser

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@dino_man06 country triceratops make do

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@moidolite chudding out

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@owthesprvlln what kills me too is just. how would he even pull the trigger

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@timecaptales pianist is locked in. guitarist needs to get in the fucking pocket. rushed eighth notes pissing me off

[TheGodzillaDude🐝🇲🇽 @TheGodzillaDude]

This fucking video kills me everytime it shows up lmfao DOUG NOOOO! 😭

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@CalpainEqD neither snowdrop nor rainbow dash nor warm front nor gloom of nightmare moon stays these ponies from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@koboldJuno looks like woke's back on the menu, boys

[Scandinavian Dallas 🍉 @dallas06420]

couldn't find the one who made the original voice over, but here's mine 😭
#stevenuniverse

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@sxstringfling im love them

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@Hammilionaire the way absolutely none of them can keep it together

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@TheRealTLLJ undead. nosferatu

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@equine__dentist go, my shitling

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@keicherri bald

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@blossumupdate shes people

[mr business @sluttypuccini]

@ConRayArt mine emissaries informeth me that charles of house kirk lives yet. i pray to god on high.