Evil Mathieu Joseph

a professional yapper who loves and hates hockey | big Joseph and Statsney fan

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

Thread of my bald players;

[jo @leafswlly]

bluejays keeping a lead

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

@damit_not_again THE GOAT

[CA3 💕🌸🎀💗 @ca3_crazyanime3]

i hate the "larp" and "larper" term because not only is it another word that's lost all its meaning, but i swear it has made people more hostile towards people who are more casual fans, fans who probably played or watched something years ago or is just y'know... a new fan???

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

Bruh….

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

Bro this is the shit

[Liz McGuire @lizzzzzzzzzzy]

Most slept on cookie:

[sarah🕸️ #1 vali defender @mcbrini9771]

mcdrai always finding a way to end up
playing together is insane bc hockey shifts are a minute and a half like these gay freaks can’t go 3 minutes without each other

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

I was gonna make a pinto edit but now idk if I should make a eklund one 😔

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

Okay I know players cheating on their girlfriends or wives is normal but like how often do u think these players be cheating with their own teammates partner

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

@mcbrini9771 Wait that actually happened

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

Okay idk if this is true or if my mind is making shit up but I swear there was a story on a players wife just hooking up with a different player and because of all that drama he got traded it happened like maybe early 2000s from what I remember

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

@Dinosaur_Sushi Oh I’ll do Levi 😈

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

The first person who comments an oilers player (not demon or bouch) Im gonna make them bald tomorrow if they lose

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

@mcbrini9771 Omg yes

[sarah🕸️ #1 vali defender @mcbrini9771]

omg my curly haired boys

[em 💬 @callitfreefall]

also one more thing on this whole discussion. why should you not bring “unnecessary things”. who the hell cares if i wanna bring my makeup case, my wallet, or the fucking declaration of independence. i am the one carrying it so it is not an issue for anyone else

[Evil Mathieu Joseph @sluttystatsney]

So is Levi gonna play tomorrow or

[benji🏒 FRANK IT🐞 @bovich16]

season starts so im bringing this peak back

[horns (has chosen her hill, it’s lovely here) @hornsyaps]

@sluttystatsney @superstutzle Gonna use his head like a crystal ball to ask when we will remember how to win in OT