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down for whatever

[slurm @sluurrm]

Halifax needs a canal that I can drink next to

[slurm @sluurrm]

Charlottetown is a godless land past 11pm

[slurm @sluurrm]

Voting liberal and setting myself on fire

[slurm @sluurrm]

Is dooly the vibe tn?!?

[slurm @sluurrm]

Really not looking forward to the Super Bowl DAZN tariffs

[ain’t the real #3 @NotCnnorMcDavid]

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

[slurm @sluurrm]

I do not recognize Baby Gronk as King, he is simply a pretender

[BABY GRONK @Maddensanmiguel]

🚨 BABY GRONK HAS A MESSAGE TO BIG JUSTICE AND THE RIZZLER

[IGN @IGN]

Jack Karlson, the man made famous for his arrest while enjoying a Succulent Chinese Meal, has died. He was 82.

[slurm @sluurrm]

Huge news for me and my new record “New New Voice Recording Allan St August 3 2019”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift releases new digital version of ‘THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT’ featuring “My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys (First Draft Phone Memo).”

[slurm @sluurrm]

@ozyhire You will drink our $10 beer and you will enjoy it

[slurm @sluurrm]

They should do the Purge during the solar eclipse

[slurm @sluurrm]

Best part about getting tattooed is peeling the second skin off twelve beers deep at the bar after

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

me when the bartender i see 7x a week knows what beer i want

[slurm @sluurrm]

@ozyhire Gonna start hard posing again

[slurm @sluurrm]

Went to the mall bought converse and had a pretzel hot dog summers almost here

[slurm @sluurrm]

Halifax Sober is only doing coke at Charlie’s

[Dosser @dossermd]

I’ve been seeing a lot of my friends go “California Sober” this year, but where’s the love for the other states?

“I’m West Virginia Sober. No alcohol for me. Just Percocet.”

[slurm @sluurrm]

Every day I learn of streamers against my will

[slurm @sluurrm]

Buck a shuck speed run

[slurm @sluurrm]

I love Theronto

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

How I look at my wife while she drives me home from the brewery