Sylvia

Nihilist on week days now, great gal on the weekends.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

getting a fake tooth with a cyanide capsule for the next time someone won't stop tickling me.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

@austinlandry @JustBrenny "pretty good" sounds about right!

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

@austinlandry 👋

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

Get-ski the jet-ski #Oscars2018

[Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies @G2Institute]

Gremlins 2 can be interpreted as an act of cultural accelerationism: when popular culture becomes locked in endless repetition, innovation is replaced by stasis. But if this repetition is intensified enough, the result will be so warped and grotesque that it rediscovers the new.

[Roger Shannon @rogershannon12]

What a courageous family. Here tonight to receive a nice donation from Captain Steve’s former team and owner Robert Irving with Barry and Kathryn Johnson. Fight hard Barry ! #grittyfamily #cancersucks! Stay strong.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

hi @tweet_faver

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what's this talking with bell day? lol

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

hello

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

Howcome cheese is so good but it stops your poop?

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

Howcome slouching feels like the most comfortable position if it's bad for you? Have we been lied to?

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

@mikeroi_ He also calls me daddy.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

Last night my bf and I had sex while I played animal crossing.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

Things I like about being an Acadian/Maritimer in Ireland: The Irish hate the Brits too. They are baffled to learn about Acadian history and culture. They love Trailer Park Boys. They love drinking.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

My boyfriend took a dog I'm dog-sitting for a run in the park today and he got hit on twice. Dogs are amazing for people.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

I've wasted 2 months here NOT being a pet-sitter. This ends today.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

sometimes I'll do 31,000 steps in a day, sometimes I'll do 108.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

And my family?

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

I miss my pink himalayan salt lamp.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

What’s up with instagram’s butt culture. Everybody’s putting their butt out there. Must be a butt renaissance.

[Sylvia @slv_vl]

My bitmoji dresses better than me