Was raised super convservative christian which means by the time I was in 6th grade my ultimate fantasy was someone putting a gun to my head at school and going “worship satan… Or die” and Calmly looking up from my pbj and saying “I choose life, in the kingdom of heaven forever”
Labor Day is probably the most American holiday because it was meant to be a workers holiday and now the only people who don’t get it off are working class people so they can serve all the yuppies who actually get a day off