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FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FUCKING FREE
The Prime Minister of Israel can eat sh!t and d!e
BLM | Trans people are valid

[headfirst @slycooperstown]

Can I bully a band into covering a song?

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

You are not prepared for how dogshit this painting is

[headfirst @slycooperstown]

@Redfield182 @ASITISofficial Absolute L take

[Poppin' Apple Bottom @cenny_khamp]

Ronnie Radke getting scammed out of 200k is the best thing I've heard all weekend. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy

[Bridgit Mendler @bridgitmendler]

sorry to disappoint everyone, the spotify release wasn't me!

[Matthew @goingbungus]

He also rapes children. Shut the fuck up

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Total societal failure

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is probably the most audibly clear and crisp I’ve ever heard any heckle ever. Bravo

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

This dude literally owns a restaurant that charges you $12 for FRIES in case anyone was wondering

[headfirst @slycooperstown]

@SickPuppies 2 days before release, you played Exit/In in Nashville, TN. You ate at my restaurant and convinced my manager to let me leave early, so I could watch you perform.

He locked the doors, told me to "get the fuck out", and did all of my closing duties for me. What a perfect night.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Oh shit @POTUS don’t go to Idaho

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

go, Kristen, go! 🙌

[headfirst @slycooperstown]

Give me a movie adaptation of "There Will Come Soft Rain" by Ray Bradbury but about a data center

[Pat Just Pat 🍉 @PatTheSocialist]

If we don't stop data centers, we lose. The end. Not a fucking joke.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Have you considered the possibility that you're a bad father?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If everything is still Biden’s fault, then Trump is admitting he’s not capable of changing anything.

[bug girl @buggirl]

trying to write the most evil character they can conceive of but they can’t keep up with the level of the actual president’s depravity