showerhead, MBSB (Honk)

Regretted being an MOIC so much that I asked for a transfer and got the busiest clinic instead. Still better tho.

[NAMAKINI @NamaKini]

@BuletinTV3 Si mati = staf MOF
MATI di atas lantai pejabat dgn LEHER & KAKI TERJERUT dgn CABLE TIE
But tiada sebarang unsur jenayah ditemui di tempat kejadian 🤯
Kes diklasifikasikan sebagai kematian mengejut. 😂
DO NOT INSULT OUR INTELLIGENCE 😒

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

I just received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

[showerhead, MBSB (Honk) @slyhaughty]

😂

[Ngopi @ngopiss]

It's almost Ramadan. Coffee addicts are about to show their real personalities.

[havertz @aimantzs]

Memang aku ingat ye sampai bila bila conversation yg psychiatrist aku tanya,

"So dalam minggu ni, berapa kali awak terfikir untuk suicide?"

"Normal amaun je. 2-3 kali camtu"

"Normal amaun 0 ye"

👁️👄👁️

[showerhead, MBSB (Honk) @slyhaughty]

Oh man I feel this

[showerhead, MBSB (Honk) @slyhaughty]

Bodoh la hahaha

[brgsjks @brgsjks]

Pernah tak korang tengah berak lepastu bila flush, taik tak hilang hilang. Maksudnya apa? Maksudnya taik kau tak diterima bumi. Bertaubatlah.

[showerhead, MBSB (Honk) @slyhaughty]

Lepas ni kan, dalam borang perpat taraf perkahwinan, tarikh masuk wad, bayar atau percuma pun aku akan isi.

Kecoh betul lab ni

[brgsjks @brgsjks]

Tanda tanda puasa dah dekat!!

[Fitri, Tentang Haji  @drfitriyusof]

Makanan Tradisional di Pekan Sehari Temerloh

Temerloh ni masih terpelihara tradisi makanannya.

1. Badak Berendam

[hanalia⸆⸉ ia @evermoreguardan]

yeah it was called the coronavirus

[cool timothy @dreadconquest]

damn dude you're right it's way worse

[showerhead, MBSB (Honk) @slyhaughty]

Let's be real. Astro still exists because of their exclusive media rights for Premier League and the insane difficulty they designed to stop customers from terminating their accounts.

[BFM89.9 @BFMradio]

Euan Smith, Group CEO of Astro Malaysia answers:

•⁠ ⁠Is pay TV a thing of the past?
•⁠ ⁠The reason behind Astro's declining revenue and profit.
•⁠ ⁠Why Astro is turning to local vernacular content.

Full video ⬇️

[Nazif @MohdNazif]

ZUS hantar email explain kenapa naik 30 sen. Siap minta maaf sekali. Good customer service.👏

[Perisai Waja @PerisaiPejuang]

Anwar tak faham ekonomi ni. Naik tarif letrik utk industri, pengusaha akan naikkan harga barang. Siapa yg akan paling rasa sakit kalau bukan pengguna yg miskin?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Canadian man gets his pen*s stuck to the freezing ground while being detained following a bar fight.

During his struggle with security, his pants fell down, fully exposing his privates.

The man is lashing out about people making fun of his "tiny we*ner," says it was small because it was so cold out, according to Fort Mcmurray Today.

"I know I don’t have no f*ckin hog or nothing, but these folks makin' vids n sh*t bout my tiny we*ner... you try having a d*ck n gettin er frozen fckin solid to the ground n see how small that sh*t gets," Blake McPhee said, according to the outlet.

"Gone are the days a feller can get his w*ener frozen f*ckin solid to the ground without it going viral."

The incident happened in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada.

Video: @TMZ

[showerhead, MBSB (Honk) @slyhaughty]

Makan ayam tak sembelih: haram
Makan ayam disembelih: halal

Sama gak dua-dua pun ayam.

[De Lipas @havzichiori]

Pinjam 100k bank biasa- riba 70k= haram
Pinjam 100k bank islam- untung 70k= halal
Betoi tak sama. Nama lain2

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

[JalalMisai @jllmisai]

Video ni tengah viral di China.. Kuat sungguh seorang ibu walau diuji sebegitu.. 🤔https://t.co/GsnfFpe5Ps

[Neo @NeoWokio]

8 straight hours of office work is totally fine though! We promise!

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Hi all. I’ve taken a bit of time away from social media to reflect, but I see the conversation is ongoing. What I think is important is that we all show each other respect online. If you’re defending me by being disrespectful or racist then I would rather you didn’t.

I’m horrified that a tweet about the importance of solidarity has somehow stoked tension. I am not a person of colour and understand the view that I am not entitled to mediate relations between two groups to whom I do not belong. I won’t try to moving forwards.

At the same time, anti-Indian and anti-Black sentiments are running absolutely riot on this platform and I think we need to pay attention to it. Perhaps it wasn’t my place to call it out this time, but I hope others will feel emboldened to within their communities if they haven’t done so before.

I always intend to respond in good faith, but I do sometimes make mistakes that make it easy for people to assume otherwise. I should have initially been more open to the interpretation that the creator’s video was an anti-Black micro aggression. I still feel that her intent is ambiguous. Some might disagree.

I try to see the best in people. I am quite often called naive because of this. I appreciate that intent is not entirely relevant here also, as things can be racist regardless of intent. I tried to open up a conversation about this and I’m grateful to those who took the time to offer their thoughts.

I decided to delete the thread because I saw a couple of QTs saying that people were using it as a reason to berate Black women and I had a responsibility to prevent this by deleting my tweets.

As someone who has worked on the olfactory dimensions of misogynoir, it was galling to think that I could be inadvertently contributing to it. In hindsight, it feels inevitable that the post would draw that kind of ire.

This is not an ideal platform for having nuanced conversations, but I do feel that I overstepped here. Being given a platform suddenly on an unfamiliar site is a challenging thing to navigate. I will inevitably get it wrong sometimes, but please know that I learn from my mistakes and am well-intentioned.