Sarah Sparrow

[Sarah Sparrow @slynnesparrow]

This is my favorite thing

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Well, if he comes here tell him to wear Kevlar.

[Barry B. @justbarryb]

Stephen King is correct.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Shut up!' screamed Toad.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

They have resources by city https://t.co/spECw7t2li

[Paul McNamara @PGMcNamara]

Some might argue, if you’re going to walk out on a TV spot, there are better reasons to do it...

[Sarah Sparrow @slynnesparrow]

@amazonnews Pay your taxes maybe too. Bet that would have a positive impact.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

@DurhamSheriff is there a dumber post on this app than when cop accounts are like “look at this expensive new toy we bought with your money to terrorize you”

[Sarah Sparrow @slynnesparrow]

@SusanWojcicki @YouTubeLiaison @MollyBOfficial @garyvee @NathanZed Susan what the hell. Damnit Susan. Do the right thing. Fuck.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

How can you be thrown out of a Costco for refusing to wear a mask but not Congress

[robert jon anderson @R_JonAnderson]

Watergate didn’t have a body count

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I have a very simple message for Republicans calling for unity without accountability: The United States does not negotiate with terrorists.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I can’t stop thinking about the 147 House Republicans and 6 Senators who still voted to overturn the election just hours after the attack. It’s every bit as sociopathic and un-American as anything Trump has done. And we should do whatever we can to end their political careers.

[All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris]

@chrislhayes Watch the segment here: https://t.co/jpdT8BPZrv

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Trump did NOT immediately send out the National Guard.

No initial presence. Clashes began ~1:20pm. The breach happened (roughly) around 2/2:30. Around 3:38pm, DC council tweeted their request for National Guard was DENIED.

When NG was approved, Trump wasn’t cited in decision.

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

don't know who needs to hear this but there are several orders of magnitude between "smashing a starbucks window in general mayhem" and "breaking into the u.s. capitol while congress is in session because you believe the ongoing election certification is fraudulent"

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Let A Naysayer Know @somtochukwu___]

we marched because we were getting killed, y’all are rioting because you didn’t get your way...we are not the same.

[Sarah Sparrow @slynnesparrow]

@TheDailyShow That small hand energy