Shana Wachowski

City girl who went suburban. Copywriter. Golf geek.

[Shana Wachowski @slyons330]

Known All-Star Bryce Harper

[MLB @MLB]

BRYCE HARPER TRIPLES TO COMPLETE THE CYCLE!

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AND IT’S STILL ONLY THE 3RD INNING

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AARON NOLA WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME

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It goes without saying, but on this glorious day in June please always remember… FTM

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Not a single one of these moves actually helps solve the gaping hole in our rotation between Luzardo and Sanchez (yes, I'm choosing to ignore Nola for now)

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Prior to tonight’s game against the New York Mets, the Phillies recalled RHP Seth Johnson and selected the contract of RHP Bryse Wilson, both from Lehigh Valley (AAA). To make room on the 26-man roster, LHP Tanner Banks was optioned to Lehigh Valley.

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Oh yes, let's put turner right back out there at leadoff when he's in a terrible slump and yesterday's leadoff hitter did pretty damn well for us...

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Time to close out the series

#RingTheBell

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The bats are on fire tonight 😍

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Do it for Tugger

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Tugger is worried you haven't voted for Brandon Marsh 5x today😢💔

🗳️https://t.co/cdVTjmanhF

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THAT’S MY SEXY CAVEMAN ALL STAR! 😍✨💥

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Seeing Marsh hitting leadoff unlocked a level of feral I didn't know I was capable of

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My tv coverage is delayed by almost a full inning and it’s driving me insane

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That’s my all star outfielder! 😍

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@Yesavage2HOF 🤝you have yourself a deal

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“Silent treatment until you get to Marsh…you know he’s gonna hug ya” 🥹🥹🥹

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@ashevansxo My only reaction to this is yes

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@lizaboth Girl I gotcha covered send it over!

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Buckle in, this is about to be a long game

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@ashevansxo 😂😂 we can only hope we blow up Miz the same way we blew up Skenes

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@lizaboth …also accurate 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Shana Wachowski @slyons330]

@icourtneycries I’m still delusional enough to think that prices will go down closer to the show and I’ll still get to go