Shelby Sand

Podcaster. Designer. Grad Student.

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@laurraa_11 Can’t get rid of me

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@KalahElantra16 That’s how I feel about DFW

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I think my cat was a gift from the universe - a friend for hard times ahead

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@laurraa_11 I’m convincing my SIL that Cocomelon is bad for babies. Bc she’s gullible and flakey.

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Sometimes I wake up and stir the pot with people just because I can

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@laurraa_11 Of course

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@laurraa_11 I wanna live on a houseboat or Go to Central America and build a treehouse in the mountains.

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@laurraa_11 She’s also a stripper who practices during the day 😡

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It’s 6:00 in the got-dam morning and my neighbor is crying again. Went upstairs to check and she goes “I have depression” yeah girl same but pipe TF down

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@laurraa_11 THIS GOES ON DAILY, and has been for months. Neighbors say it’s been happening for YEARS.

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I really get to come home to a cozy little place with my best friend and a little orange cat who both love me and our little home full of our adventures and that’s so rad I can’t even believe it sometimes

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@callmegirljalen @ me giving advice to people my own age.

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So rude of my neighbors to make my apartment smell like weed and not offer to share any

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@callmegirljalen DO IT

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@laurraa_11 The tea is hottt ☕️

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@laurraa_11 I’d expect nothing less from Lafayette. Also men are dumb

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@laurraa_11 Dates have gotten real weird after moving and being poor

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Also I’m freezing my ass off out here and meanwhile at home it’s Mardi Gras. I could be eating king cake, wearing short sleeves, having a good time. But no. I’m here scraping ice off my car at 4:30 AM

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I’d be more tolerant of 6° weather if I weren’t in fucking Texas

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Tbh I’ve got my pack all planned out and everything.

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Kinda wanna go camping and be feral for a weekend