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[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

So because a bunch of unelected right wing zealots trashed the economy, we’re back to austerity & all its miseries? Please RT if you want a general election now.

[Lady SamanthaOfGotham🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 WokeAsFuck #GTTO @I_am_Samantha_V]

Succinctly put as ever by Frankie Boyle.
#TrussUnfitToGovern
#GeneralElectionNow

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Liz Truss has just asked me to become Chancellor. I told her to clean up her own mess.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Public service broadcasting.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Liz Truss has asked me why I’m more popular than she is. I pointed out that wasps are more popular than she is.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As National Grid warns UK could face rolling three-hour powercuts, taxpayers ask if they can take place when Kwasi Kwarteng is about to use his laptop.

[Red Cath @RedCath1]

3 weeks now that @BarnetCouncil have not collected our recycling despite numerous messages and attempts to call them. Impossible to get through.This is what it looks like (with lots of recycling in the waste bins as well).

[simon mason @sm924]

@brianmoore666 What regiment do you reckon? My money's on the Intelligence Corps 😉

[simon mason @sm924]

@geoffmeade Good point well made Geoff! And a brave thing to say given that jingoism abounds.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

When Boris Johnson declares we have "defied so many predictions", he is talking nonsense. Britain is one of the worst hit countries on earth. Over 40,000 people have so far likely died, many thousands of them needlessly because of catastrophic decisions he is responsible for.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

This is not pleasant reading here in the UK, but should still be read by every UK journalist before another Government press call.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

And I'm allowed to tell them to fuck off if I think they'reusing it as an election photo- op.
Get over it.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Please fuck off.

[simon mason @sm924]

@GloryvilleLDN A Dynamic Duo at Heroes and Villains this morning!

[simon mason @sm924]

@GloryvilleLDN @GloryvilleHQ @gaiapulsescafe @HelpRefugees

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Said Happy Birthday to Dennis Skinner who is 87 today and he replied “it’s never happy when the Tories are in charge Tory Boy, now piss off!” Almost 49 years we’ve been in Parliament together and he’s as beastly as ever.

[Andrew Graystone @AndrewGraystone]

On an average day in the UK:

3,700 are forced to visit a food bank.

5,400 suffer domestic violence.

4,750 sleep rough on the streets.

4 migrants arrive in boats across the Channel.

Guess which one the government is calling a “crisis”?

[Patrick Kielty @PatricKielty]

Coming soon from @BorisJohnson - “And I believe I’m the only candidate who can unite the conservative party, the country and er, Ireland”

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you truly want ‘the will of the British people’ to be implemented, you’ll be happy to have a second referendum to confirm what their will is. If you’re afraid your lies won’t fly twice and that breaking electoral law might be much harder a 2nd time, not so much. #PeoplesVote

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Not sure this is the threat that the Daily Mail believe it to be.