tex machina

but I got feelins. @CBKosnoff bot

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smiling next to Oprah and the Half-Crip Prince

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when your dad is rooting for Ohio State out of parmesan in the locker room

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The deadliest lionaffe keeps declining my pitch for a fav snack in the cupboard but it turns out to be white cheddar

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iMessage is a social media, u ain't no punk, holla, "WE WANT PRENUP!"

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It's cool that #CallMeCam is trending but I had done.

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How do you like the Long Rangers in the second half

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hmu if ur kinda obnoxious sometimes

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fav if you're too good for professional but not giggle?

[tex machina @smackboy4k]

Purdue debate flares up to church as a reminder that all that is beautiful is fleeting

[tex machina @smackboy4k]

open the refrigerator to get a single strand of hair out of my problems are real when I'm shitting

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EAT IT ON: Munch, this man appears in my showers under 5 minutes but the Disney Channel doesn't know the stresses and pressures of Camhood

[tex machina @smackboy4k]

Crazy dclear is trying to find a matching sock

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it's a new, different smelling bottle arrives and you're like "wtf is this nasty ass shit"

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it's a new, healthier lunch options and that's something we can all be thankful for the first day of school

[tex machina @smackboy4k]

when you think someone else's tweet is fire but Jordan did something Lebron never will: he shaved his head.

[tex machina @smackboy4k]

boutta drop a killer Ferris Bueller reference on y'all and only get 5 favs:

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I understand the expectations for Ohio State out of allegiance to the Big Ten for like 8 seasons

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How do you know you'll whoop him when it's your turn

[tex machina @smackboy4k]

[alone at party, mumbling to self in corner of dining room] I'm gonna get your nut or you aren't stocked up on booze, then he bit the dust

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Madame President, your favorite song comes on