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[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: Montreal Female Cop Simulator is now in development.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Who’s gonna tell her? 😭

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

THEO VON: “Was there anybody who was immune to COVID-19?”

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “There’s one adult group. You’re going to laugh.”

[Theo Von listens closely for the reveal]

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “Smokers… They got very mild cases. And they don’t get long COVID.”

THEO VON: “Why?”

MCCULLOUGH: “Because smokers maintain a level of nicotine in the bloodstream… Smoking blocks the spike protein. It’s amazing. I thought smokers were going to go down.”

THEO VON: “Do you think that’s a good idea [to use nicotine patches] on a regular basis?”

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “I think [it’s a good idea] if they have long COVID... Nicotine, don’t forget, is a nootropic. A nootropic is a drug that makes the brain function more effectively... It’s addictive, but it’s not harmful to the human body... Nicotine patches are perfectly safe.”

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@Headshok1962 Thats horrible...

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@timburchett About a year ago this same guy tried to rob me at a gas station, a Quick trip on tryon, looks like the same one thats on this news video

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

I have never been this hung over 😂 the ending is 🔥

[Cynthia Holt @Ghostofcynthia]

I've seen my post all over the internet. Time for another repost here.

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@Cat5SMASHICANE Gators love marshmellows for some reason

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

A reasonable woman...

A man eats with his wife in a fine restaurant.

A strange woman comes to the table, kisses the man, and says, "See you in the evening, darling," and walks away.

The woman stares at the man and asks, "Who the hell was that?"

"Yeah, that's," replies the man, "well, that's my girlfriend."

“Oh, is that so?! This is the last straw, ”says the woman,“ That is enough! I want a divorce! ”

"I understand you," the man replies, "but I remind you that this will end your shopping trips to Paris, winters in the Caribbean, summers in Tuscany, Ferraris and Mercedeses, and you won't be able to go to the yacht club anymore."

At the same time, the couple's friend comes to the restaurant accompanied by a beautiful, young woman".

"Who is that strange woman with John?" the woman asks.

"That is his girlfriend," the man said.

"Ours is prettier," the woman replies.

[Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley]

GIVE THIS VETERAN BACK HIS GODDAMN DOG!?!?!?!?!??

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@Maviturkk those aren't ticks you fools

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@unlimited_ls No...if your dumbass gets eaten by an alligator it is not the communities fault

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@NiallHarbison Amazing! 👍

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@mattvanswol this dude tried to rob me at a gas station about a year ago. he came up to me while I was pumping gas asking for money, I said I didn't have anything for him, he said I better have something....turns out I had something he didn't want...."Awe man I was just kidding"...Sad

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@VickyRichterUSA Idiot

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇺🇸 Meanwhile in America

“Look at them crawling out of there - millions of Ticks”

The story is so insane - Farmers continue to report finding Boxes full of Ticks on their farmland, clearly left their on purpose.

Now the US has already seen a sharp increase in the number of Tick related diseases.

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@JFreerz you are probably going to have a heat attack in about a month....when you get the bill for all of this

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@LangmanVince sold

[smackchild @smackchild211]

@Mappy6984 Patterdale?