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friendly neighborhood misanthrope

i love internet

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Dear Mr.
@FBIDDBongino , @dbongino
sir. Will you be making your famous piss lemonade for your new babysitters, I mean bodyguards? I think they will really like it. Thank you Mr Bumdingo, God Bless America sir.

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@GossipNewsCorne took his eye off the rim and bonked his orange slice. rookie mistake by statham. hopefully chomsky can overlook.

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@GossipNewsCorne Did something similar to this when I lost a month's pay at the baccarat tables in the summer of '76. Fly high, Mr. Lenio.

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@GossipNewsCorne @TMZ @ofctimallen or maybe they are something... more?

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@matthewgoldin more like esCRAPments

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@GossipNewsCorne quite the eye bags along with the confusion. looks like this entrepreneurial pursuit is really taking it out of mr. Lenio

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@GossipNewsCorne Are these salamanders sustainably sourced?

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@GossipNewsCorne @AP @TMZ ...what is holding up that many-yolked egg?

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Nodding respectfully at the laundromat boys as they flay a guy.

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@GossipNewsCorne real recognizes real

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@SonOfPhilBraun Joey P and the Amaretto crime family will pay

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@GossipNewsCorne I appreciate Jay's advocacy for a convenient, yet balanced breakfast for this work-a-day world.

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@GossipNewsCorne there's nowhere GNC's intrepid photogs won't go to bring us these scoops.

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@GossipNewsCorne Hopefully he can soon arrange a charity ride to benefit some at risk "utes"

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@GossipNewsCorne Very pro move to smuggle his jewelry in. Will come in handy at the commissary.

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Telling the laundromat boys that the gays get everything.

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@GossipNewsCorne @AP "You're gonna get WHACKED... By flavor."

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@geddython Could they be unbanned if they agree to RT the tweet?

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@GossipNewsCorne Looking forward to his fall fashion guide!

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@GossipNewsCorne Will has experience with being an agent in a highly covert organization, so they are in good hands.