Sarah Machol

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GO CLEVELAND

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

Try to beat me! My Ruzzle username is 'smachol'. @ruzzlegame http://t.co/xTKTXB503f

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

Fuck you telephone keypad for being opposite of a number pad.

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

Don't forget to vote tomorrow! Unless you are voting for RR. Just kidding. (not really)

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

For a million reasons, education is the number one thing that is going to improve americans' lives and move this nation forward. Obama 2012

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

Obama 2012

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

A Joseph A. Bank suit will GUARANTEE mediocrity.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

The government should STAY OUT of our PRIVATE LIVES except when it comes to who we marry & what we do w our uteruses!!

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

@michaelwc Hi!! I twitter sometimes!!

[someecards @someecards]

May your fashionable winter boots continue protecting you from 45-degree weather. http://t.co/odYAL98G

[CNN @CNN]

Mitt Romney made $42.7 million over the past 2 years - paid $6.2 million in taxes. More details from @CNNMoney: http://t.co/HIE9MiFM

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Newt Gingrich is what Eric Cartman would be as an adult. (via @terribletown)

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

If Gingrich is the front runner after cheating on his dying wife and then leaving her, I feel like Cain shouldnt be worried about reputation

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

@AlecBaldwin raise taxes on investments, cut spending on sugar subsidies http://t.co/WHJJJuS0

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

Nbc 2nite 8pm,7cen RT @sepinwall: RT @GingerTaylah: Help us by spread the word: Get #sixseasonsandamovie or #savecommunity to trend tonight!

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

http://t.co/Wny03eNn

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

Listen to @AlecBaldwin, he speaks the truth.

[someecards @someecards]

12 more of the most enjoyably effective protest signs at Occupy Wall Street. http://t.co/UCnvl78P

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

there are somethings that are so horrible that you'll do anything so you don't have to accept them, but life can't go on until on until u do

[Sarah Machol @smackel]

@timeforpjs yeah man, that shit is real, and it's gross.