mary alice

fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice // vengaboys are back in town

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

when the guy at Jersey Mike's hands me my sandwich

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

a turkey sandwich can be a friend, a sister, a light at the end of the tunnel, a first sip of beer after a long day’s work….

[latke @latkedelrey]

he already does

[Mayo(They/Them) @SingularMayo]

when the sandwich starts getting messy so u gotta start eating it from the back

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

i've been on twitter for 15 years. shits fucked

[laura⸆⸉🦋 @evermrelover]

it’s just one of those days

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I need to hire an intimacy coordinator for what I’m about to do at Chili’s

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@emilyfclouse @abbyyynormal @emidge9

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@alexinquotes @abbyyynormal us

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This the type of shit I'm on

[Sunday Nobody @sunday_nobody]

Making a hidden shrine for Mike Wazowski and hiding it in a public library for people to find

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@abbyyynormal @wearewatcher let's freaking go dude

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@Garrett_Watts @AndrewSiwicki @CalebHurst34 @BruceWiegner @abbyyynormal yesssssssss dudeeeeeeeeeeee

[Dogs Trust Ireland @DogsTrust_IE]

#SantaPawsDay is here! The day all the dogs get to choose their very own toy for Christmas! 🎅🐾
Thank you so much to everyone who helped Santa Paws out by sending in a toy 💛 A very Merry Christmas to everyone watching, from all of the humans and dogs of Dogs Trust Ireland 🎄🎅

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@abbyyynormal I'm such an ~influencer~

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@abbyyynormal Yoooo I love that song. Such a bop

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@abbyyynormal what's your 4th most listened to song?

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@abbyyynormal @nocontxtwatcher that's our boys ❤️

[Nicky @nickturani]

It’s even better as an audiobook

[mary alice @smackledorfed]

@abbyyynormal @Garrett_Watts yessssssssssssssss