Allyson Adams

Recklessly Optimistic and Cynical Simultaneously.

[Allyson Adams @smadAlly]

@thegridkid dickhead is definitely a word. Dickhead.

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Am I… the only person who didn’t like where they took s2 of paradise??

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Minute Cryptic - 1 April 2025
"_isappea_ fr_m cam_us!?" (4,3)
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I scored: 3 under par
https://t.co/56Uvct3cwI

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Non personal dedication, a lift, stiff. Nah it’s a 7 for me dog. #dwts

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Same score as chandler?! YOU JUDGES ARE JOKES. #dwts

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She closed with plan, policy, and positivity
He closed with…. That

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I have concepts of a plan.

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Are the border control agents phenomenal? I thought they were letting everyone in….

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I thought we were muting mics

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I have no clue what was on my TBR and StoryGraph is down. Raw dogging the bookstore wish me luck

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Glen Powell for VP.

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Voting blue no matter who

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I genuinely think they could film Glen Powell plunging toilets and people will fall in love with him. It’s me. I’m people.

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My favorite part of my commute this morning was when the 1 train was delayed in both directions due to a problem at 23rd street where I stood and no problem was to be seen anywhere.

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Guys these are the unprecedented times they were talking about. Wait I mean un-presidented times.

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SPOTIFY GET THE BEYONCÉ SONGS LIVE IMMEDIATELY. CEASE AND DESIST ALL OTHER ACTIVITY.

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Wtf was that 10 minutes of constant booming in NYC just now??

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I’ll never get over Andy saying “my cards” so devastated.

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Remember the era of wheels vs doors? I’ve been wondering: keys vs buttons?

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Quantumania without context