🦨ophie

[🦨ophie @smae98]

It was safe and sound btw ???

[🦨ophie @smae98]

Why are they playing the deepest of deep cuts at the Spanish all inclusive breakfast buffet

[🦨ophie @smae98]

Feel an air of superiority at the restaurant as my daughters only 2 kids from 7 that doesn’t have an iPad 🤪

[🦨ophie @smae98]

I’m glad my family’s getting some well needed rest but I’ve been up for nearly 5 hours already and I’m BOREDDDDDR

[🦨ophie @smae98]

I’m not even type b at this point im hovering somewhere around type e / f

[🦨ophie @smae98]

I often wonder the same thing ? Me and my partner on very average salaries … mortgage quite high , have a 2 year old and we are fine for money ? 2 uk holidays and one abroad holiday this year. 2 cars. Never late for bills

[George - £135k 🇬🇧 @GMFinX]

My salary is £49k.

Mrs works 18 hours a week.

We have a 1 year old.

We have a nice house and 2 cars.

We buy takeaways regularly.

I buy Tesco meal deals.

We have a dishwasher.

We don’t go without anything.

Are we doing something right? Or are other people doing it wrong?

[🦨ophie @smae98]

What these TikTok creators don’t consider is that I have PDA and if you ask me not to scroll I’m going to immediately scroll

[🦨ophie @smae98]

I’m an atheist except from when I see a gorgeous sky

[🦨ophie @smae98]

Blocked and reported someone’s TikTok (that had 12 likes) because the way she was saying her daughters name enraged me and that’s an accurate reflection of the type of mood I’m in today

[🦨ophie @smae98]

When I was a kid my mums boss asked where I was going on holiday and I said somewhere in wales and she said to me oh right I don’t do Aberdovey I do Abu Dhabi ummm okay I’m 10

[🦨ophie @smae98]

@Dalkeeler @emirates Wowww these replies are not it! Neurodiverse or not , how is anyone justifying an £800 admin fee!!!!!

[🦨ophie @smae98]

Toddlers having a meltdown because I won’t cook her toy piano in the microwave

[🦨ophie @smae98]

I hateeeee how much ‘intentional’ is being used as a buzzword right now bugger off

[🦨ophie @smae98]

Firstly how people chose to decompress and spend their hard earned money is nones business secondly I’ve been in many all inclusive and not once have I spent the whole time in the hotel? You can go on an all inclusive and explore the local culture hope this helps

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

All inclusive holidays are for idiots. You stay inside the complex for 2 weeks doing fuck all, eating the same shit food, not exploring new cultures or seeing the sights and then tell people you went to another country.

[🦨ophie @smae98]

I didn’t give tloas a fair chance when it came out but now I’m lowk obsessed

[🦨ophie @smae98]

But MOST importantly, what do we want ? Trans rights! And when do we want them? NOW! #transrightsarehumanrights

[🦨ophie @smae98]

Heartstopper forever: too much sex, too much nick and Charlie angst. Not enough Tara/darcy/imogen❤️/tao/elle, Tao didn’t pull out his signature move ???? Follow me for more profound insights

[🦨ophie @smae98]

Also Anna maxwell Martin looks like an alien, no wonder nicks been acting off

[🦨ophie @smae98]

@currys @Robeerno_ @Rosiep1995 @alltooriah (sorry I don’t know you I just needed to tag a third person)

[🦨ophie @smae98]

I love having a girlfriend who’s genuinely knowledgeable about football because I can be confident I’m not chatting shit when I parrot her comments