Remember how Gen X used to get shit on all the time because we were lazy and entitled and didn’t win a world war? Fast forward a few decades and we’re looking like fucking rock stars now, man.
Tiger Woods has now officially secured his position on my personal Mount Rushmore of terrible drivers alongside SpongeBob, Mr. Bean, and Toonces. Legendary.
Hank Aaron hit 755 home runs and never struck out 100 times in a season. Remember this the next time you’re watching an MLB game and every piece of shit .230 hitter is swinging from his ass.
Eric Davis was once the best baseball player walking this planet. Whether it was for a year, a month, two weeks, or a Tuesday afternoon in May of 1987, I was there and I testify it sure as fuck happened.