SmailsTheThird

Noted asthma sufferer, nose picker, and weed buyer. "I want a hamburger...no a cheeseburger."

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@clayandbuck @ClayTravis Utterly convinced that the casting of Lupita and Ellen was box checking for the Academy.

Plain and simple.

They had super minor roles but H Wood will reward him for the “groundbreaking” casting.

He’s gaming the system.

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@redsteeze Crazy Eyes ✅
Nose Ring ✅
Cat Lady ✅ (see her profile pic

Only thing missing is red, blue, pink, green, or purple hair.

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@Rainmaker1973 That chicks paw paw a white dood???

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@FightOnRusty Yes. Yes we should. ✌🏼

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@FightOnRusty me in 6th grade for no apparent reason

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@RamboVanHalen

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@Rainmaker1973 Bacon! Delicious!

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@Rainmaker1973 Ummm, have you not seen Sweeny’s tiddies??

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@ianmSC She’s a lunatic.

How do you give authority to educate children to a childless lesbionic??

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@Rainmaker1973 A little rosemary, garlic, some olive oil. Delicious!!

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@HistoryBoomer @EWErickson All true, except Big Mike.

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@arcamids Love link, but…

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@Ilovenostalgia 11

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@BowTiedBull Based

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@Frida_B78 what's the deal wit the open vests and pancake tiddies?

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m bombing Iran. I’m not bombing Iran. I’m bombing Iran. I’m not bombing Iran.

Markets:

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@SmokeySnipe Da fuq is going on here?!?

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@BreakingBad_ Amazing

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@fadule_ Absolute cannons! Mazel Tov, Baker!

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@ClayTravis It really is amazing. Even outside. These people have lost touch with reality.