ASmallCartoonMan

I'm a small cartoon man. I want to famous on the internet because I don't actually exist.

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

I dipped my dog in solid gold and inserted an antenna into his skull, now he's a golden receiver.

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

I like Iron man better but I own a Captain America shield, I'm torn!

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

"Trump is kind of an aggressive debater." - Me in 2021 attempting to be topical.

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

That guy that helped Tony Stark in Iron man 1 never got enough credit. Tony didn't even talk about him.

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

@prnczzbuttercup 🤣🤣🤣 i tend to always have a big celery stick with me

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

I want to open a soup restaurant that uses whatever ingredients the customers have with them. I'll call it "Whatever You Broth".

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

Do nude models get paid in exposure?

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

Coke cola can never enter the powdered drinks industry.

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

I came last in the 24 hour model building contest. I was a fool to pick Rome.

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

I'm proud to have taken part in the long distance masturbation championship. Oh, how far I've come.

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

Ill leave it as a time capsule of my mistake

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

Hello

[ASmallCartoonMan @small_cartoon]

Haha this was mistakenly posted because i was testing out timed posts

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

The inventor of the cliffhanger died today.
His funeral will be...

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

We were all pretty sad at Grandad's funeral when we were told he was killed by a Tennis Ball.
Still, it was a lovely Service.

#LateLunchPun #Tennis

[Dave Brennan 🇮🇪 @DaveBrennan2226]

I took the shell off my racing snail to try make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish. #BestDadJoke