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the rum is always gone

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@vinegarviola agree on the spa stuff I do not understand how people enjoy massages at all

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@vinegarviola absolutely

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@desvlas specifically the commune we designed together in like 8th grade

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@vinegarviola this tweet is how I found out the queen died

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@tamaletracker rainbo room 🥺🥺

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@vinegarviola oh no :’( get better soon!

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@desvlas rip

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@Monse_15 rip 😔

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just hit someone at work with the “per my previous attached message, please use email moving forward” because apparently aggression is the only way to get her to stop trying to fax me ?????

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@desvlas dumpling good. eggplant bad. conflict.

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me: *accepts new job offer*
*within the hour*
place I applied to in january and haven’t heard from since: heyyy still interested?

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@desvlas send recipe plsssssss

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@jeykeboix 👀👀👀

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@ParkerGoss *after

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inb4 I get this

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turning off my work laptop and all morning alarms ~until next year~ is incredibly satisfying

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@Monse_15 but did you

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@vinegarviola absolute perfection

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@jeykeboix