Jonnie Barlow

Cool. Apparently funny. Possibly attractive. Maybe nice. Little weird. Tiny bit brilliant. Exceedingly arrogant. Impossibly humble. One of the best people ever.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

KIRBY HAS A LITTLE MAGIC-SPARKLE KEYBLADE AND I'M DYING

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So apparently @Annual_Pass is now willing theme-park-related media into existence. https://t.co/q404YTj8Yj #MuppetsHauntedMansion

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

@TechConnectify Ever since your video about dishwashers, I've started putting a small splash of detergent in the main chamber before each load (mine is a dumb modern one that doesn't have a prewash detergent compartment), and my number of rewash dishes has plummeted. Thank you for your service.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

Dear financial institutions of the world: I am interested in neither student loan consolidation nor home equity loans. Please stop wasting so much paper.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

Listen, I'm incredibly excited for #MetroidDread, but I can't stop thinking that a sprite art Metroid in @SquareEnix HD-2D style would be jaw-dropping. Please get on that @NintendoAmerica

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I'm assuming @JustinMcElroy has been sent this a million times, but Tyra Banks now has Smize Cream, and that has to be a #munchsquad. https://t.co/2COg909Q3u

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

Hire the production designer from #Loki to work on a Portal movie. That mid-century aesthetic is impeccable.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. Can I interest you in everything all of the time?" #Inside

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It's been four months and I still can't decide if @JustinMcElroy was actually eating chili that one time on @MBMBaM or if it really was just a song.

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Dear animation studios, please cast @Lin_Manuel for voice work in every show. His Gizmoduck in Ducktales is incredible.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

@BagelDenizen Agreed 99.5% The .5% is the horror that is baby Aloy during the opening cutscenes.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

@paolini @MoPOP My wife and I saw these when we went to Seattle for our honeymoon, and it was such a great surprise to see my favorite series represented alongside classics like Lord of the Rings and The Princess Bride!

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

If you didn't hold your tongue and say, "I was born on a pirate ship in a barrel of apples" on the elementary school playground I'm not sure you were properly educated.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

Umm... Eggo, you okay?

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

@embodiedartist @twentyonepilots I actually went to the same school as Tyler, so I've known him since before the band existed.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

I will buy physical media until they stop selling it, and then I will protest until they start selling it again. #ScaledAndIcy @twentyonepilots (and no, I won't sell my Regional at Best)

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

Seriously, the fact that this song is both so deeply applicable AND a total bop is kind of incredible.

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

Steps for a better 2021:
1. Listen to "Never Take It"
2. Process
3. Live it out
4. Repeat
#ScaledAndIcy @twentyonepilots

[Jonnie Barlow @smallbar2012]

@paolini On Mac, Option+LeftBracket is double quotes; option+Rightbracket is single quotes; shift reverses the direction. A temporary solution, but a useful one.