small.brown.moth

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[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@GarthMaul13 “You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.
…
Let your bending in the archer’s hand be for gladness;”

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

Only a team based in Washington DC would schedule fireworks on a bring-your-dog-to-the-park night.

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@GarthMaul13 This is so cool

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@GarthMaul13 A really cute one I saw Lucy Kingsley do for her babe was a tattoo of the imprint her boys ear made on her arm when he was being fed.

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@TurnerOnAir I thought we were friends? 🤔

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@SelfMadeMastery It is not harmful to have delayed parcels and cards for Christmas.

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@GarthMaul13 Same brother ⚔️ 💪🏻

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

These are Bond villains.

[AF Post @AFpost]

Tucker Carlson records interview with Sam Hyde.

Follow: @AFpost

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@TurnerOnAir Sorry weirdo, Ross is English
/Scottish and has never heard this

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@TurnerOnAir dun dun. 😔

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It was shot on location, on the Planet of the Apes. How did they even get there? Wait. Oh my god. OH MY GOD

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

A doctor in Maple Ridge used pharmaceutical cocaine to get a bead out of my friend’s nose when he was four; he said they drove home through a ‘beetle canyon’.

[matt ufford @mattufford]

there are two movies in the 21st century that deserved to be a franchise but never got a sequel

Hollywood's great untapped genre is Russell Crowe Has a Friend

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

BZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@GarthMaul13 Arrested development

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

lowkey serving mister chedda

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@GarthMaul13 Got em

[small.brown.moth @smallbrownmoth]

@GarthMaul13 He doesn’t miss