Cristina Cefaloni

meh.

[Cristina Cefaloni @smallbutmighty_]

Same. https://t.co/bsehyTOCLI

[Cefazolin @EmpiricGame]

every picture of fetterman looks like he’s overhearing someone say we should add vanc "just in case"

[Ellie Devine @LastGorgon]

Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just chop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

first draft of email: please fuck all the way off
email sent: i apologize for any confusion

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Honestly, same. https://t.co/xzeHaRWCJJ

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

you gotta be faster

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

The thing that’s still bothering me about this is that a giraffe is easily one of the most disproportionate animals when halved. Which half, scientists. In what direction is it halved. I hate this

[amanda @amandabb__]

it’s really crazy that there’s no voice or sound in some people’s heads 😭 if i’m not talking to myself in there a song is on loop

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

twitter is great cuz when you’re bored you can instantly give yourself anxiety by scrolling through the worst shit in the world

[Deb Duncan @debraduncan]

Looking at my grandma’s yearbook from 1949 and Pat was...built differently

[Jessica K. Willett, MD @jkwillettmd]

As women physicians in 2020, we still struggle to be taken seriously compared to our male counterparts, as we battle stereotypes like THIS EXACT ONE. We expect the brands we support to reflect the badasses we are. @wearfigs - women physicians are disappointed in you. Do better.

[Cristina Cefaloni @smallbutmighty_]

@YourManDevine Happy birthday!!

[Brit @IBSCousin]

Is 6 dinosaur shirts too many for an adult woman to own? Asking for a friend.

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

Well, it’s started.

Instead of being asked about how we improve our #COVID19 response in the coming months, doctors are being asked to comment on why people shouldn’t drink things like bleach or isopropyl alcohol.

This has to stop.

This is the problem.

This has to stop.

[Cristina Cefaloni @smallbutmighty_]

@YourManDevine @ringer Dan, this is really freaking good. Thank you for sharing your story and just being real.

[Cristina Cefaloni @smallbutmighty_]

Yes, I know. I’m late to Tiger King. But one of my fav things is in each episode someone says something like “and THAT’S when things really went wrong”... 😐

[Ananya Sen @AnanyaS1190]

This. GIF. Is. Everything. https://t.co/AJTRxvzKfH

[Amanda Guinzburg (guinz.bsky.social) @Guinz]

My Pediatric ER doctor friend posted this, from Dr. Josh Lerner, on his FB page. Everyone needs to read it.