Guardians of the SE

[Guardians of the SE @smallcouncil]

#tkaczhelp if you shit on a bar of soap is the soap dirty or the shit clean?

[Guardians of the SE @smallcouncil]

Saying "you should see the other guy" to your 40 year old wife doesn't really justify you getting your ass kicked at the bar on a Tuesday

[Guardians of the SE @smallcouncil]

Luke Bryan is stuck somewhere between hot country boy and dad body

[Guardians of the SE @smallcouncil]

Respect boners, Lionel Messi gets them all the time

[Guardians of the SE @smallcouncil]

"So our workforce is more like a hard working family"
*opens bathroom door to man sobbing and frantically sowing his anus shut. He chuckles*

[Guardians of the SE @smallcouncil]

The gods flip a coin every time I've had my fill of wine and need adequate amounts of blood to flow to my cock

[Guardians of the SE @smallcouncil]

There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold