smaller columbo

the tiny lieutenant

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meal

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olive frum da deli

[smaller columbo @smallercolumbo]

@knowyourmeme ok

[smaller columbo @smallercolumbo]

@CHERYL289128479 NO!!!!!!!!!!! MY WIFE READ THIS

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elton joggn.....wife went to see him at de hollywoud bowl. standin roum only so of course i got lost tryna ged to de restroum.....ended up on stage......no one saw me until mr. johgn crushed me with his big rock n roll shoes durin tiny dancer (mrs columbo reminded me of de irony)

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@NOISEPLUSH i love my big wife

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1 junbo peperoni slice an i'm sweatin like a hog in summer #lunch

[SMOKER @SMOKER96171342]

TO ANNYONE WHOSE EVER MMISSED A SMOK ....

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@mippyofficial wife god me out......

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fell into 1 gallon of saulted buttuh

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my culture aint a costume.....

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🙄😒

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I’m big again! What an adventure the last 7 days have been. I learned so much by seeing the world from a different perspective.

@Elmo and so many other friends checked in on me. Thank you to all that checked in to #HelpBigBird. Today and everyday, let’s #HelpEachOther!💛

[smaller columbo @smallercolumbo]

ok...

[Big Bird @BigBird]

Uh oh! Does anyone know how to make me big Big Bird again?

[smaller columbo @smallercolumbo]

@PineappleStix my wifes

[smaller columbo @smallercolumbo]

gas station ran outta orang juice

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@itsjustblam 1

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hehehhe

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

yeah my house has a 'crawl space'. it's yhe whole dang floor!
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🎤🐛

[smaller columbo @smallercolumbo]

@OhPyeah no

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boss makes a dolluh, i make a dime, h
that's why i e ee e o i uu
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