Elias

I'm just chillin

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@kikbol42 how dare you

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@kikbol42 i have no idea what u could possibly mean

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i wish all tigers bounced

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@kikbol42 get off ur phone concussion boy

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@pinkm4ndias i could teach a class on it

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i’m dating a lovable goon-coded leader

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@kikbol42 y’all don’t even know the shit *we’re* on these days

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i put the puss in campus

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have y’all heard abt apple’s new personal assistant ibossy? she’s like siri but if she was a mean femdom who pops up unprompted to degrade u and tell u to get shit done

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i’m gonna hunt down @kikbol42 and beam a laser of uv light directly into his retina

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@kikbol42 they need to add a dislike feature on twitter but only for ur account

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i wish fish had necks so i could choke then out homer simpson style

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@goldstarhes you’re prolly right lmaoo

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my mom just got cataract surgery and the drugs they sedated her w made her see “pretty colors” so she asked the surgeon to play pink floyd dark side of the moon.. this bitch has fs tripped before

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@goldstarhes this guy gets it

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@seaofpearlz this would make a sick tattoo

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society with nair butt wipes:

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no really, take it or leave it? would you like a to-go box?

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i don’t have a gender. i’m just 200 olive garden bread sticks in a trench coat. take it or leave it