Trying to read this research article and my boyfriend is singing a song from Shrek in his best Bob Dylan impression and I’m like please stop I’m overstimulated and trying to focus. He’s like oh yeah no problem sorry but I also will be using the blender in two minutes
If you’re trying to get somewhere in Vancouver this afternoon and you don’t have a bike. Good luck. And if you do have a bike… Watch out. Nobody is respecting the bike lanes
At a party and everyone is a dentist and they are all deciding whether my anatomically correct tooth tattoo is a 2nd molar or 1st. We are all 3 negronis in.