elle 🌿

an it girl (information technology) | she/her

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

My brother is trying to convince my mom to watch a “wholesome Christmas movie”. It’s Krampus. He wants to trick her into watching krampus.

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

Trying to read this research article and my boyfriend is singing a song from Shrek in his best Bob Dylan impression and I’m like please stop I’m overstimulated and trying to focus. He’s like oh yeah no problem sorry but I also will be using the blender in two minutes

[enki @Enkiwii]

mon corps est une machine qui transforme les liens hypertextes wikipedia bleus en liens hypertextes wikipedia violacés

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

I’m debugging an issue and trying to complete Wordle and failing miserably at both

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

Love watching what other people are getting done at the hair salon

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

If you’re trying to get somewhere in Vancouver this afternoon and you don’t have a bike. Good luck. And if you do have a bike… Watch out. Nobody is respecting the bike lanes

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

Just had the best glass of orange juice. That is all

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

First it was David’s tea. Now it’s David’s protein. Who is David

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

Riding your bike to the beach, listening to the waves, and soaking up the sun after a hectic workday feels almost medicinal

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

At a party and everyone is a dentist and they are all deciding whether my anatomically correct tooth tattoo is a 2nd molar or 1st. We are all 3 negronis in.

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

It’s Friday. Bike ride to suntan at the beach time.

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

goodbye everlane

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

I love an evening walk

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

May long let’s goooo

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

Obsessed with marabissi

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

I love wisteria season in Vancouver

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

May is one of the best months, amazing weather, flowers all around, my family visited, all good things

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

Dude we learned nothing from covid-19 and now we are headed into a hantavirus outbreak. Good luck to us all

[elle 🌿 @smallg0blin]

Lucky and loved