Sam, but as a Drawing

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

My new hobby is answering the car warranty calls, asking if they can wait while I double check the model and year of my vehicle, and then telling them I have a 2019 Nishiki Tamarack

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

@ChipotleTweets 2 free drinks doesn’t make up for 2 unsatisfying bowls because you missed the salsa in both, missed cheese and sour cream in one, and put so much sour cream in the other that that’s all it tastes like 🫠

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

@Delta It would’ve been helpful if our flight cancellation 30 minutes before boarding was announced by our gate attendant, instead of them quietly abandoning the gate once the first few people noticed the change in the app and came up to ask questions 🫠

[ً @lilyallgaier]

.@delta love when you cancel a flight 30 minutes before boarding. and strand us for 3 days until the next flight. then make us wait on hold for 3 hours for answers. then cancel our text support conversation after 2 hours (and now we have to get through everything again).

so fun

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

@Delta Ps please just give my luggage back to me before our flight. I need my stuff back

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

@Delta didn’t cancel our flight Sunday night until 30 minutes before boarding, with no announcement over the overhead speakers or from the gate attendant (who btw promptly left, saying someone else would return to the gate that could help answer questions—no one ever did)…

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

@Delta With @Delta contributing just as much additional stress and frustration to the whole situation as the whole CrowdStrike affair caused in the first place. Not knowing our options and being directed to broken websites to figure things out on our own at midnight was a nightmare

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

Birb and the birb watch

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

My life is now complete 😌
Timestamp is 20:00 to 23:55
(I just still wish it was in the theater showing 😭)

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

I need there to be a “director’s cut” of the eras tour concert video where they put the archer back in 😭

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

I will continue using the 💁‍♀️ emoji every time, because the 💁‍♂️ emoji just doesn’t hit the same

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

X Value https://t.co/iUL0CNfpYn

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

The salt on chipotle chips >>>> any other salt

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

I need there to be a “director’s cut” of the eras tour concert video where they put the archer back in 😭

[Maryland Terrapins @umterps]

Happy Birthday to a Maryland legend!

@KermitTheFrog ❤️

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

I miss my free student Lightroom and Photoshop so much, and I could just use Lily's account now... but Creative Cloud was so annoying to take off of my computer that I never want to download another adobe app again

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

I cannot be the only one who’s concerned with how easy it looks to break someone’s kneck in movies

[Sam, but as a Drawing @smallgaier]

I’m about to start running my whole life off of notion

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

[shadon @pvrekhs]

abbott elementary needs to quit with this week on week off episode schedule they don’t understand i’m depending on this show for survival