thejerboawizard

A wizard that is also a jerboa.

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Victory for the kraken!!! #2024MMM

[Prof. Katie Hinde @Mammals_Suck]

GIANT SQUID OUTLASTS SPERM WHALE!!!!
#2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Defeated by a plant!!! We deserved better!!!! #2024MMM

[Jessica Light @je_light]

COBRA LILY OUTLASTS SQUIRREL!!!! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Teach that plant a lesson!! #2024MMM

[Jessica Light @je_light]

Squirrel has had enough. This aggression will not stand! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Squirrel, beat up that mean plant!! #2024MMM

[Jessica Light @je_light]

NEXT UP: No. 5 Tufted Ground Squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis) vs. No. 13 Cobra Lily (Darlingtonia californica) #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Who's big and bad now? Stag is!!! #2024MMM

[Prof. Katie Hinde @Mammals_Suck]

THE WOLF HAS LEFT THE FIELD OF BATTLE! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Yessss! Mouse-engulfer is defeated!! #2024mmm

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

That was my friend!!!!!! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

I'm not usually right! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

The one upset i didn't pick... #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Koala! You chose a bad time to do part of your 1 hour of moving! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

#altadvance battle between bears head fungi and tardigrade, to become the #altadvance MMM champion! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Feel the wrath of my inanimate mushroom body!! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Yesssss!!! Thats more like it. Skull crushing!!! #2024MMM

[Jessica Light @je_light]

Squirrel's INCISORS break through Pillsnail's SHELL! Squirrel's incisors are unique among tree squirrels, with many ridges that create saw-shaped & sharp edges (Gray 1867; Jentink 1881) & this meal delivers some much needed calcium to Squirrel's diet (Martin 2000) #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

awwww guest ant. They say there just guests for 1 night... #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Ground squirrel, show them your best!! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

you know, i may begin to exclaim GREAT SKUA!! It has a nice ring. #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

Kick back, relax, and enjoy the #teamgroundsquirrel show! #2024MMM

[thejerboawizard @smallgerbil]

EVERY SINGLE TIME. #2024MMM

[Prof. Katie Hinde @Mammals_Suck]

WOLF OUTLASTS HARVEST MOUSE!!! #2024MMM