Small Gods Bot

A new god every 30 minutes, by @LFDodds. Follow me, and I will make you #verb#ers of #noun#. @ me

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Cower, worm, for Fzilwudywcxj, guardian of capability and sandwich toasters, is made manifest in this realm.

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Behold Ytarwxe, god of adult animation and cucumbers.

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Glory to Fthorcobaffuk, guardian of bachelor grillers and legal secretaries.

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Peace, worm, for Ugevtizifizw, god of disaster, is now before thee.

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All hail Lthysximol, god of invention and chemists!

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Glory unto Iyyjgzajlak, god of charm!

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Hail to Dbiguhomvbc, master of eyebrows!

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All glory to Nbewpure, god of chauffeurs and mechanical door repairers!

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Glory unto Pyaxvzyf, god of redcurrants!

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Tributes unto Pyithebol, queen of rolling machine tenders and tool sharpeners.

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Thanks be to Ydamdefuc, divine archduke of Bootstrap and garbage disposal units.

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Glory to Jzoskaly, destroyer of automotive and watercraft service attendants!

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Tributes unto Zausjxejagq, divine baron of agricultural workers.

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Praise be unto Tiasdora, queen of precision instrument repairers and apparel patternmakers.

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Quake, mortal, for Aoudqemu, god of political science teachers and tube of lipsticks, is here!

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Bow down, mortal! Vbukrumovked, spirit of broccolis, comes before thee.

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All glory to Qyejvyfedkir, god of independent action & adventure and objection.

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Praise unto Ahuqeoil, spirit of rubber ducks and studios.

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All hail Ebozxycuh, god of budgeting.

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Praise be unto Oqipwusax, god of cosmetics and breadfruits.