Merrick Clay

What has two thumbs and is a future IDA Champion? This guy!

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

Quoting Storybots:
"I told you to get me an answer, not 'silly-dally'!!"

#PotatoTomato
@netflix @StoryBots

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

Bear child: "If I didn't have school in the winter, I could hibernate. Bears hibernate you know."
Mommy: "huh"
BC: "Yep, but I have school. Oh well"

#KindergartenVibes #ItsOnlyThursday

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

Dad: Hey, should we take Mommy for sushi lunch today?
Bear: I've had sushi before! With Grandma!
Mom: What??? (Thinking that neither of his grandma's eat sushi)
Bear: Yeah, in her van! I got a grape sushi at Sonic!
Mom: Slushy??
Bear: Oh yeah!

#PotatoTomato

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

Bear child: Look! A tiger-fish!
Shark child: What are you talking about?
Bear child: umm... Oh yeah! A leopard seal!

#PotatoTomato

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

Dad: Would you like to watch a tv show or a movie?
Bear: *shrug* potato, tomato

#KindegartenLife

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

My brain knew it was spicy 'cause it makes my breath spicy when I eat it.

#LunchtimeWisdom

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

*talking about tattoos*
*Shark brother just wanted the temporary kind*
SharkBrother: Well that kind is okay with me
SmallishBear: Well, it's not okay with me, because I have plans... (Sounding dastardly as only a 4-year-old can)

#UpToSomething

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

Mom, what's this show called?
"Jeff Goldblum"
Who has two thumbs and likes Jeff Goldblum? This guy!

#FavoriteLine @disneyplus #TheWorldAccordingToJeffGoldblum

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

Bear child: "My character has a big bag of money!"
Shark brother: "Where did it get all the money?"
Bear child: "Hard to say"

#QuarantineActivities #LEGO #HowDoesHeComeUpWithThat

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

"So the evil po'corn guy is going to make bomb po'corn. Then he'll give it to Luke Skywalker and then it'll 'displode' and Luke will blow right up."

*One brother is the good guys and the other has bad guys. But they're playing together?

#QuarantineActivities #BrotherTime #LEGO

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

*Watching Lego Masters*
That's a cool car! Look at that car!

No fair! That car has money in it! Our car doesn't have money in it!

#NotWrong @LEGOMastersFOX

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

Dad: "What did you throw in the fan?"
"A small stick,a big stick, a half a stick"
Dad: "Was it half of a stick before you threw it?"
"Um, of course!"

[Merrick Clay @smallishbear15]

"We have a game called 1-2-3 Let it rip!"
Mom: "Is that a tooting game?"
"No! We throw things into the fan and let them come down!"

#Yikes #QuarantineActivities #CleanThePlayroom